I had an odd dream where various ponies of Equestria were pro wrestlers · 5:51pm Oct 10th, 2023
The title says it all.
Let me expand on it a bit more. Since I was 8, I have been a big fan of pro wrestling. From time to time there were periods I wouldn't watch any pro wrestling, mostly during the time when WWE had no real competition from other companies. But I'd always come back to it.
For the past 3 or 4 months I have been watching a lot of older WWE matches that they have put up on their channel, mostly PPV matches from their Attitude and Ruthless Aggression eras.
Recently I have also been watching Raw, Smackdown, NXT, Dynamite and Rampage when I get the chance, not an easy proposition seeing as I don't have cable, sattellite or are currently subscribed to their official streaming services or have an upgraded package on the streaming services they do broadcast on.
Anyways the dream went more or less this way(at least what I can remember of it): I was watching a show similar to Raw, Smackdown, Dynamite or Rampage, but they were calling it something odd, I can't remember what the show was called. In the dream the human wrestler looked like they did at their height of polularity and the ponies were anthro. The main event was a 4-on-1 handicap match where Celestia, called the Eternal Champion, was fighting against Kane, Triple H, Luchasaurus and Abyss(I know Kane and Triple H are retired, but they're 2 of my favorite wrestlers from the last 20 years and it was a dream).
Kane, Triple H, Luchasaurus and Abyss all came out onto the stage and down to the ring with their iconic music and entrances. When celestia as the Eternal Champion made her entrance, a choir of ponies wearing white robes with gold trim came out to the stage and began a Gregorian monk-style chant and the Eternal Champion fluttered down from the rafters to the stage while a spotlight of golden light illuminated her. She was billed at being 8 feet tall and weighing 1200 pounds, fighting out of Canterlot.
The match had the usual back and forth you see in a handicap match where a giant baby face is facing against several heels.
For some reason this match was officiated by Rick Steiner, with Jim Ross, Bob Backlund and Scott Hall as the ringside announcers.
Towards the end of the match Triple H and Abyss were both laid out outside the ring and Eternal Champion had Kane and Luchasaurus over each shoulder and was flying up about 15 feet in the air to do her finishing move, The Alicorn Drop, a combination of the Oklahoma slam and an over-the-shoulder powerslam. She performs her finishing move and is getting ready to perform a double pin when the lights go out. The stage lights up, green and purple pyro erupts from it and odd music consisting of heavily distorted guitars played in a disjointed melody as the words "Your nightmare has arrived". Just as quickly as it all happened, it stopped and the lights all come back up.
Eternal Champion is standing by the ring ropes facing the stage with her hands on her hips, waiting for whoever was coming down to show up. Standing behind her was Luna and Twilight Sparkle, as the gimmick personas, Nightmare Knight and Midnight Terror. The perform their duo finishing move, The Night Terror, which is the Doomsday Device but performer while flying.
They then proceed to beat and stomp Eternal Champion into the ring mat. Midnight Terror gorilla press slams Luchasaurus out of the ring and flying dropkicks(literally) Abyss off of the ring apron. Nightmare Knight cackles like a mad-mare as she drags Kane up to his feet and holds him in front of her. Midnight Terror shouts "You think you know what fear is?!" over and over while she punches and kicks Kane.
During all this Tony Shiavone crawls out from under the ring with a microphone and shouts into it, "It's SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!" Sting then ziplines down to the ringside and jumps into the ring. At first he is successfully fighting back against Nightmare Knight and Midnight Terror, but a low blow from Midnight Terror and a clothesline from Nightmare Knight gives them the advantage.
Suddenly mist starts flowing out from from under the ring, the stage and the audience. Chanting figures in black robes walk out from the audience and from backstage. 4 lightning bolts strike the ring posts, igniting pyro that launches fireballs and obscures the ring in smoke for several seconds. When the smoke clears, the Undertaker is standing on the rind steps.
Undertake climbs the turnbuckle and does a flying clothesline to Midnight terror, knocking her down and sending her rolling to the outside. He then chokeslams her down. He then wakes Kane up and they do a combination Last Ride and Chokeslam to Nightmare Knight.
Midnight terror seeing that the odds have turned against her goes to fly away to the rafters, but Triple H tackles her to the floor. He then grabs her by the leg and drags her kicking and flailing and screaming over to the announce table. He gets her on top of the announce table and sets her up for the Pedigree. Then my cat swats me in the face, waking me up because I haven't fed her yet.
It can work. Ponies already have some pony versions of our sports and entertainment. Why not have Pony Wrestling? Hell we can hava mares division that can be like Japanese Women's wrestling. (Because backflips.)
This sounds like a pretty cool story idea.