Dec
20th
2012
I'ma gonna complain about 12/21/12... · 3:11am Dec 20th, 2012
... because my world ends fifteen hours before the American world ends. Supposedly. So, what about timezones? Does the world end on America's 1200? Because that means it is already the 22nd where I am. If it does end on America's 1200, then what timezone is that? From PT to ET, there's like four hours difference. Somepony please explain what'd happen if the world actually does end at midday, when it comes to timezones?
The apocalypse is progressing slowly, one timezone per hour.
Unknown to many, its actually a small rock on the surface of Pluto that's used to calculate the passing of time for that calendar.
629999
One timezone per hour? What about the half-hour ones, like mine (GMT+0930)?
630004
Seems legit.
630014 It accelerates and then slows down, to fit in. Depends on neighbouring timezones' layout, I suppose.
630024
Makes sense, I guess. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
Silly Daemo, this isn't the end! There are too many pony things to go through till the end comes!
630035 Was the apocalypse ponified yet? //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_ooh.png
630035
I know lol. The timezones just made me wonder what how the people who DO think the world's going to end make sense of timezones. I'm not a stupid gullible idiot.
630040 Yeah, many fics have a cataclysm of some sort. There is one that has 500k words or something (I obviously never read all that there is in that fic yet)
630047 I think the whole world would have exploded when almost all the timezones were at the 21st. One unlucky group would die on the 22nd.
630058 Oh. But, is there actually Apocalypse OC pony?
Ha. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia2.png
630067 I have seen a few authors who have at least a hundred OC ponies. One could be named Apocalypse (if that's what you mean) or one could have been an apocalypse survivor.
630074 //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Celestia.png
630058
Maybe it ends on 1200 GMT+0000 becuase that's the 21st for everypony then, I think.
630079
630082 It's settled! The answer is to get some stairs! Wait, wrong comment section…
630089
//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Discord.png
630093
…No.
630100
YES!!! //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Sweetie_Belle_lolface.png
630105 NO! DON'T MAKE ME USE AN EPIC NO!
630108
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO, BECAUSE YES!!!//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
630115
NNNNOOOOOO!!!
630116
i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/DMapes/PonyRarityYES.jpg
DISCORD WILL END THE WORLD!
Guise guise how did the mayans divide one day from the next guise
630120 Excuse me while I wipe the spit off my screen…
*ahem*
It's time to up the ante!
The greatest song ever shall now aid me…
630121 Not if
has anything to say about it! 
630131 Bacon
630133
BLECH!!! Humans! But you're right, the song is awesomesauce. I never heard anything so great, in all my years of living on this planet. WE ARE BLESSED WITH THIS SONG!!! Praise Celestia, and thank the Moon! Woo hoo!!!
630139 NOW LET'S SING IT!
We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I~
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of,
You wouldn't be gettin' this from any other guy!
630142
No! No! No!
I refuse to sing that treachery!
.
This day is going to be perfect,
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
Everypony will gather 'round, say I look lovely in my gown,
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.
.
This day was going to be perfect,
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
But instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate,
My wedding bells they may not ring for me at all.
.
I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake.
Vows I will be lying when I say,
That through any kind of weather I want us to be together,
The truth is I don't care for him at all.
.
No I do not love the groom,
In my heart there is no room.
But I still want him to be all mine.
.
We must escape before it's too late, find a way to save the day.
Hope, I will be lying if I say,
I don't fear that I may lose him to one who wants to use him,
Not care for, love and cherish him each day.
.
For I oh so love the groom,
All my thoughts he does consume.
Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon.
.
Finally the moment has arrived,
For me to be one lucky bride,
Oh the wedding we won't make it,
He'll end up marrying a fake,
Shining Armor will be...
Mine, all mine.
.
This day has been just perfect,
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
Everypony I'll soon control, every stallion, mare and foal,
Who says a girl can't have them all?
630180
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
630203
I'm not a fan of puppeteers,
But I've a nagging fear,
Someone else is pulling at the strings.
Something terrible is going down,
Through the entire town,
Wreaking anarchy and all it brings.
I can't see I need no I can't see at all.
I curse the name, the one behind it a-all.
.
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon.
Discord, whatever did we do,
To make you take our will awa-ay.
.
I'm fine with changing status-quo,
But not in letting go,
Now the world is being torn apart.
A terrible catastrophy, relying symphony,
What a terrifying work of art.
I can't see I need no I can't see at all.
I curse the name, the one behind it a-all.
.
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon.
Discord, whatever did we do,
To make you take our will awa-ay.
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore,
So take your tyranny awa-ay.
.
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon.
Discord, whatever did we do,
To make you take our will awa-ay.
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore,
So take your tyranny awa-ay.
630241 *read in bored voice*
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
*read in excited voice*
Did I win?!
Aww…
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
Yeah I, I got to know your name
Well and I, could trace your private number baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some
I set my sights on you
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
I, I got be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in
Just a little bit closer
(little bit closer)
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
I want your love
I want your love
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
You spin me right 'round, baby,
Right 'round, like a record baby,
Right 'ound 'round 'round.
I got a huge arsenal of songs, I can keep this up all day.
Huh, I think Nightmare Moon will end the world. But there's too much pony stuff to look at until then. Celestia will guard us.
Btw, there was a fic I read about Scootaloo and Rainbow at the end of the Equestrian world, but for the life of me, I can't remember what the fic was called...
631104
False. You have been brainwashed like the rest. The Tyrant is not the savior, she is the cause of all this. Nightmare Moon will take us to the New Lunar Republic's capital on the moon, saving us from the Earthen apocalypse.
630277 I'm sexy and I know it
631300
That's... just... I don't know what to say.
Are you saying Celestia is....bad? I can see why, since Chrysalis kicked her flank in that ep...but Nightmare Moon is...good?
631310
Good!
631574
We must overthrow the Tyrant Celestia and establish... ah buck it. Nightmare Moon is just that... the night mare. She's misunderstood!//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png