Too Cool to Party by MoringMark

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[Cobalt Hope]

Well at least her magic should help break down the alcohol in theory.

[Disavowed ASH]

5730979
She challenged Mexican to drinking contest. That was her first mistake.

Challenging the Irish, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Scots,
and The Japanese by anyone outside of those cultures is like writing a Will for your Liver.

We Puerto Ricans have rum for blood, and wine for sweat.

We drive straight while shit faced, and drive dodging potholes while sober.

Practically all restaurants sell alcohol to some capacity.

Your parents siblings giving you a beer in the Christmas family party before Christmas dinner is a universal experience here.

If you ain't spiked by the time your ass has to either be driven home when among your actual blood relatives before you turn seventeen you simply weren't raised in this place. 🤣🤣

[rikusorasephiroth]

5730983
Mate... Bundy Rum.

[Booster Spice]

Things start getting serious at triple digits.

[Anon E Moose]

They're dating, your honor

[Disavowed ASH]

5730995
¡Mijo! Mothrf#ck1ng Palo Viejo white rum!

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[rikusorasephiroth]

5731011
Mate, I was just saying that you left Aussies off the list.

[Disavowed ASH]

5731056
Good point. Should have included the men that fight giant spiders and wrestle with crocodiles. Welcome to booze cruise my man.