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  • 1 week
    Intentional Shout-Outs and References in M.L.G.

    Some background music. You're going to need it: we're going to be here a while.

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  • 2 weeks
    Status Update, April 2024 Edition

    Part of my slowness in writing M.L.G.'s latest chapter is for the usual reasons: tiredness, minor depression, having other things on the mind, that sort of thing. However, in what can only be described as "whimsy", I've recently decided to complete a list of all of the intentional shout-outs and references in the story as of the most recent chapter.

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  • 5 weeks
    Something To Think About

    I have a message to share with prospective authors. If you go into writing a story---be it as a living, or just for fun---don't automatically assume that what you're doing is wholly original.

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  • 6 weeks
    Tired, Running On Empty

    That pretty much summarizes my mental state of the past few days. Constantly tired (half due to not getting enough sleep and half due to my walking regimen), and I can't really think of things I want to write for the story. You know you're having trouble finding things to talk about when your brain fishes for tuna, but ends up with guppies instead.

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  • 7 weeks
    So INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED Right Now

    I copied the latest chapter of M.L.G. to my flash drive as usual. I took it home with the intent to post it today. I double-click the file.

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May
26th
2023

M.L.G. Character Profile: Agent #5, Illudere · 1:50pm May 26th, 2023

Name: Illudere, birth name Sugarplum Spotlight

Species: Unicorn

Approximate age: Early thirties

Coloration: Topaz coat, royal blue mane and tail with silver streaks

Cutie Mark: A shroud of sparkles around a beam of light

Special Talent: Storytelling

Accessories: A simple, slightly damaged off-white dress when out of armor

Approximate Voice: Harley Quinn. Alternatively, Withered Chica when she gets in one of her moods.

General Description: Was previously a performance artist from Baltimare, and Drama Heart's primary rival in the business. She couldn't stand being constantly upstaged by somepony whose method of telling tales was unorthodox, so she began studying means of upping her game. Her first attempt at using a particularly powerful illusion spell backfired spectacularly, catching herself in it and causing her to go insane over time as she became lost in her own little world.

Following several failed attempts at curing her, Illudere was placed in an asylum for the safety of herself and others. She remained there for a year until Cocoa Mocha---perceived as a superhero by the lunatic unicorn's warped mind---broke her out, having been in contact with her since shortly before her isolation.

Illudere's illusions are extremely potent, and are among the most dangerous tools in First Quarter's arsenal. However, she is incredibly flaky and unfocused, only able to perceive the real world for moments at a time before her imagination reasserts itself. She has a pet crab named Ralph that likes to hang from her mane with a pincer, with her insanity letting her ignore any discomfort and pain that his actions cause her. She refuses to repair her favorite dress, saying that it reminds her of her strait jacket at the asylum and that fixing it would be doing her memories an injustice.

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