Note: Teen for swears and HC for Headcannon...no, it doesn't actually fire heads. The story is semi-serious and semi-for-bucks-and-giggles.

Meet Joel, just another human on the Planet Earth from the year 2015 with a hope for the future being a Zombie Apocalypse or all the futuristic technology.

When some crazy guy kidnaps a random human that happens to be Joel and put him in a capsule to freeze him for 3000 years, Joel wakes up to find the Human cities have all been abandoned and there is no sign of humanity everywhere.

Instead, Ponies are found, not your ordinary ones, magical technicolor ponies! How will Joel go on in this future that is ruled by magical creatures?

Well...guess you have to find out, won't you?

Note: This story is set in Season 4 before Tirek Attacks.

Joseph Taylor is like any other brony, and always dreams of being in Equestria but when he gets his dream granted thanks to a car crash, he finds a very weird surprise in store for him. The Equestria he knew is Gender-flipped, which means the Mane Six, Princesses, Cutie Mark Crusaders etc. are all Males and Ponies like Big Macintosh and Shining Armor are female.

Can he cope with this weird difference? or will this be too awkward and strange for our human?

Warning: Sex tag just for Cloud Kicker's conversations about sex just to be safe. And teen for the Pony swearwords

A Pegasus Pony named Lightning Bolt is really a human. He lands right before Season 1 and learns everything about ponies before the show starts. He gets a job as a weather pony and makes some friends along with having Rainbow Dash as a boss. Determined as he is not to change the show's timeline, little things start changing and soon the fate of Equestria may very well rely on his actions alone.

Warning: This is a Human in Equestria story, if that ain't your cup of tea then don't read this. Also contains a bit of swearing but not over the top swearing.

Lyle is teleported to Equestria during a weird storm and unfortunately had a bad run-in with none other than Twilight Sparkle. But Lyle and Twilight are forced to live with each other and they don't have to like it!

Will Lyle ever get home? Will the pair ever be friendly to each other? Maybe, just maybe...Ponies aren't so bad as Lyle may think...