BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Wha--? YAAAAAWWWWWWWWN…what time is it?
I open my eyes and I see a transparent door above me…wait what?! How the hell did I end up here? Did I get run over by a car or something? Nah, that can’t be right! Whatever, I’m getting out of this place, pronto!
Grr…OPEN UP YOU STUPID DOOR!
SMASH!
Finally! Stupid technology being so advanced it comes an inconvenience!
Okay, first thing that is bugging me right now is that this place is DUSTY! I can seriously imagine some high society-like royal type coming here and being absolutely disgusted…or mums, Mums will fuss over this stuff even if one atom of this dust is present.
Second, the only light source is from this capsule looking thing I got out of. Next to it was some paper, it was some sort of note as I picked up and read…
Dear Joel,
Your name is Joel right? If not, I really don’t care cause I’ll be dead anyway by the time you read this.
See, I have finally gotten the means to cryogenics and able to freeze a human for long periods of time. Now, I know you didn’t agree to this and nor did anyone else. Why? Because all you sentimental fools care about if given an opportunity like this is “What about my family?” or “But I don’t wanna”!
So I just found a random human in his sleep that so happened to be you Joel. So I hope you have fun in the future with all the hover cars and such, maybe pick an alien chick or something. Hey! I reckon you could do it, guy like you should have no problem.
So anyway, I have set the time for 3000 years in the future, have fun now!
Dr. Sadistic Bastard
(You thought you’d get my real name didn’t you? HA! NICE TRY!)
Am I being fucked with? 3000 years? Oh there better be hover cars and that or else I’m mad! And what sadistic bastard does that anyway? Why can’t he just go himself?
Well at least I can see a door in this light, I hasten to open it and get a faceful of dust…urgh! Do all 3000-year-old doors do this? Where’s a protection mask of some kind when you need it?
So I exit the room to find myself completely outside hoping for a glorious future aannnnnnnnddddd…it’s a desolated abandoned city…FUCK!
Not only that, it seems the town is underground for some reason…okay what the ballsacks happened here? Half of me is hoping for a Zombie Apocalypse (Just as long as there not too many bandits and no clickers…those things scare me!), and the other half is wondering how I get out.
So, let’s see there’s a hole in the roof over by that skyscraper about 500 meters away, as much as old ruins would fascinate someone, it doesn’t to me and maybe the future stuff is up there? God, I hope so!
500 meters later…
Phew…I need to get out more…no more Ravioli for a while. If there even is any left…imagine that, life without Ravioli, cakes or pies. I’d think I would go mad.
But the 500 meters I went, all around were rusted cars, houses and everything. Not to mention the maddening quiet down here.
I enter the skyscraper, it’s just as dusty and ruined as everywhere else, not to mention when you see a road full of rusted cars and such.
“Hellooooo? Anybody Home? Last human hoping to not actually be the last one here!” I called out
No answer…just great! The fact this building has no lights on is creeping me, perfect place for some weird zombie thing to come out of nowhere.
And the elevator is out too! This is god punishing me for not getting out isn’t it? So we take the old fashioned stairs.
About 60 steps later…
I…FREAKING….HATE STAIRS! Why are there so many stairs? Stupid future, it’s always the fucked up future! Can’t it be the nice hover car future that everyone wants for once?
I would find that guy that did that but he’s dead now so the whole thing is pointless…and huff…huff…
I enter a room and I find skeletons just lying on the ground and on chairs and everywhere, what happened here to kill all these people? The Apocalypse? Some Natural Disaster? Or did those bloody terrorists finally get here and for some reason not bomb much of the place?
I look around I see a machete on the ground, hasn’t gone rusty it seems. Was hoping for some lightsaber but this’ll do in case zombies did happen. I don’t see a gun anywhere though, perhaps I should have looked for a gun shop or something on the way here…ah well, slice and dicing it is as I put my machete in a sheath I found on the ground.
Well…back to the stairs I suppose
About 30 uneventful minutes later…
Those stairs…huff…never again! I swear on my life, I will nuke every stair and somehow make elevators run without electricity. Then I will find the grave of person who thought of stairs then murder him gruesomely! After I bring back to life and torture him that is!
I opened the hatch to the roof and found the hole in the ceiling of this city, grass seemed to be leaking inside the hole with sunlight shining through, giving the city a dim light much like a torch pointing up in a room.
I saw some bow and arrows on my left next to a skeleton that I decided may be useful just in case and grabbed some vines sticking out and with a struggle, managed to climb out to the outside world of freedom…
As I got out, a rumble occurred down below and I watched as the skyscraper I climbed for so long basically decided to collapse down, I couldn’t see anything down there but I do know I can’t really go back down there.
There is no choice but to go forward
The sky remains blue as ever, the clouds are white, the sun shines, 3000 years doesn’t seem to have changed these things, but the fields I stand on are lush green, like how the Shire looks from Lord of the Rings.
But for me right now, there are three objectives that are certain in my mind:
One: Whatever humanity that there once was, has moved somewhere else.
Two: I gotta find the humans.
Three: Find a safe life for myself.
I don’t see any sign of anything futuristic around here? Did we even develop at all? Did all those space adventures come true and humans have moved to other planets? Up ahead I noticed a town, it looked a bit old-fashioned but I guess that’s okay, maybe I’ll find more about the future in there.
Well, forward it is…
I just have one problem with this and that is that 3000 years is not long enough.The horses evolving to get sentiant and small like they are.Thats not long enough.First off celestia and luna are the main problem.It shows in the season 4 premiere of how nightmare moon happened and that was atleast 1000 years ago.Then there's the fact of since they age much slower then they should in there physical form atleast.So that makes it atleast be 2000 years old.That leaves 1000 years for all cities and civilization to be destroyed and buried along with evolution making horses sentiant,smaller,get horns and wings,and for the sun and moon be changed tremendously.The sun and moon is a different story along with the earth.The sun stands still while the earth rotates around it so for the sun to instead be moved to rise and fall from celestia is a tremendous change in itself that 1000 years itself cannot provide.Then there's the fact that the moon instead gets lifted instead of rotating around the planet,again tremendous change.Then there's the fact that the planet no longer moves around the sun so how do the seasons come,because the seasons come from how far or close the planet is to the sun along with what position it's in wich creates the seasons.And the show says that the princesses do not create the seasons they just get rid of them if need be.But there is the fact that the seasons happen thanks to the Ponies like running of the leaves or the fact that they control the weather and have to clean up the winter so that says the seasons are not there anymore but are still needed and that supports the fact that the planet no longer does these thing itself because the planet no longer shifts itself around the sun causing these seasons .Basically just wrap it up to there are holes in my explanation but there are also holes in you're story.Im sorry but massive changes like the moon no longer moving itself around the planet and the sun being moved to cause day and night rather then the planet moving itself around the sun and rotating to cause day and night just do not happen in that short of a time.Evolution,changes of earth's and the moon's gravity,the sun moving instead of staying in position.All of these massive changes just do not happen in such a short time.Now if this was a different planet entirely like the show itself is on and the planet being equess,then all of these things could be entirely possible because it is a different planet,and solar system.Now alot of the things I said could be wrong but there is just the single important fact.Changes like this just can not happen in such a short time.
Sorry if I said severely idiotic things that were nowhere near correct it's just that I'm an athlete not an egghead.Im.Not.Smart.There I said it but I'm still pretty sure those changes cannot happen in such a short time