I got featured for this story! For real-real not for play-play!

Thanks so much for any of you who read these stupid little blogs. It is actually really amazing to know that some people like to read my collection of horse words.

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I got a story up, it involves you getting sucked off by Rainbow Dash secretly in public.

As for IRL story!

I work at a Dairy Queen in West Vancouver, it is also why I haven't been writing much as of late. Right now is the busy season and it has been since April because of the good weather we are having. 40 hour work weeks can do that to a guy.

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I work at Dairy Queen

It is getting sunny outside

I am working a LOT at Dairy Queen

Hence late chapter!

Have a complaint?

Look! One of these things I haven't participated in since 06!

1. What is your first name: Jonathan

2. How old are you: 24

3. What country are you from: Canada! Fuck yeah! I can loose my arm and contract multiple diseases without paying a penny! We don't even have pennies!

4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: Nah

5. What do you wish you looked like: Younger Matt Damon

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I really want to wait for a nice, good steaming pile of bleah to come across that I stumble upon.

Then I shall write the following review based on a quote I once read years ago:

"This story is great and original! Unfortunately the parts that are original are not that great and that parts that are great are just not that original."

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So looking through my old favourites on Youtube.

Found one of my favourite skits.

Hey everyone! I hope you have all had your vaccinations, because right now there is an outbreak of measles in New York.

I know right? Measles. I have never even known anyone who has had measles. It used to be a really big thing you know? Well do you know what happened to measles when the vaccine came out for it?

Infection rates dropped 99%

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So, thought.

Horses like salt right? Human sweat salt. Would we be delicious to lick?

I'm eating Mrs Vickies Sea Salt and Vinegar chips thinking about this.

Semen is pretty salty too I hear.

So I'm thinking we need a slat-centric clop session.

FOR WRITING CLOP. WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?

Apparently when you write about Rarity literally choking on a dick, you get people's attention. However this got me something I didn't know i'd get: an actual fucking proof-reader. I know right?

That won't slow down Seven's development, I already have the third chapter done and it will be up soon. I'm on the last bit at 6k.

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No I'm not self-inserting myself into Seven!

I just wrote a quick story named "Absolutely Breathtaking" for shits and giggles.

It's a second-person clopfic with Rarity, and calm down that's not the reason why Lucifer will high-five me. What he will high five me for is the fetish that I have chosen!

Asphyxiation!

Yup! Rarity has a choking fetish.

Enjoy.