If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..