Bacon.

I am just a person on the internet who likes to read stories, but is not so good at writing them.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

FOR THE LOLZ!

Been a Brony since early January 2013 and have been avidly reading MLP fanfiction ever since as one of my favorite passtimes.