Well I'm back home. We packed up camp yesterday morning after breakfast and broke the speed limit for half the day to get home. Sadly we left a few days early because of rain, a lack of things to do, and, oh yeah, my campmate was too scared of a few coyotes to stick it out. Yes, they may be large and vicious and want to eat our juicy flesh, but my campmate just didn't have it in them to stick around. The last two days were spend with them in the car with a flashlight while I got the whole tent

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I'm going camping with somebody I know tomorrow and I'll be gone for about a week and a half. I just thought I'd let everybody know so they don't freak out if I don't respond to any of your hate mail that you just love to spam me with (yes, I'm looking at you, Ryan). But anyways, I'm just going to really quickly finish editing the next chapter to this story, then I'm going to finish packing and

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I'm going to write an entire story while half drunk and blasting this song so loud over my headphones my vision gets blurry and my teeth ache.
Best song ever: song

I looked around us. "Uh... hi there. Sorry to interrupt, but do any of you know where we can find the nearest hotel? We kinda need someplace to stay for the night."
The smaller figures--that turned out to be shining, glistening ponies upon closer inspection--looked at me oddly. Nobody made a sound. Nobody even seemed to be breathing. That is, until...
"It's a trap!" one of the ponies shouted. This started a downward spiral that could only have bad consequences.
"They're evil!"

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"I'm like an open book; you can read me so well."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm like open legs; you can see all the dirty details."

I was talking to somebody about drug dealers and moles when I thought of this.

I'm exhausted, but I'm not tired... Yeah, that's a strange thing to say, isn't it?
It all started yesterday, at around 10:00 PM. I was doing stuff, then I did more stuff, then I went for a walk that lasted until nearly two in the morning, got home, and now I can't sleep. I feel like I'm about to pass out, but I'm full of energy. It's weird...
Meh, I just thought I'd share. (It's probably the overflow of wake up-ness doing this.)

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I went to a DIE Antwoord concert yesterday... It was fucking amazing! The whole time people were moshing and I had a girl grinding on me from the front and the back! I was surrounded by half-naked girls who were sweaty, drunk, and jumping up and down the whole time. I elbowed two guys in the face, and another guy in the back of the head about five times, I knocked somebody down to get trampled, and even had a drugged up psycho next to me screaming as loud as he could. The guy I

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Half way through writing Forgive Me--somewhere around the part where the kid was walking down the road--I started having ideas. As some people may have guessed, me having ideas never leads to anything good. That is how my Gmod crossover started, after all... But anyways, ignoring my stupidity and mental soundness, I was thinking that maybe I could turn this into a thing. No, not a thing, but a thing. That kind of thing. Yes,

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No more classes for me! No more brain dead professors! No more stupid people! No more classrooms! No more text books! No more pointless assignments! No more anything!
*sighs*
Well... now that that's over...
I suppose now I'll have to actually do something with my life. Get a better job, get a car, get a gun license so I won't go to prison, and stock up for the coming apocalypse. Busy, busy. But now that I have a bit more free time, I can try to pony more. That's always fun.