Not just holy Jesus. Holy pony Jesus.

That's M.A. Larson, by the way. Wrote the first two Discord episodes, wrote the episode that turned Twilight into an alicorn, and wrote episode 100. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.

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Honestly, I'm not nearly as broken up about this one as I ought to be. I find it funny, more than anything else.

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Not only could I not come up with a creative or witty title for this blog post, I also couldn't come up with a clever initial picture, either. Scootariginal up in here.

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This is me about 7/8 of the time.

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Sure, I'll jump down the rabbit hole today. Spoilers will abound as I determine, based on the movie's content, God is, by definition, a zombie.

That's what being not dead means, right? You're a zombie?

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So, you guys have had Sour Patch Kids, right? Their commercial slogan, "First they're sour, then they're sweet?" Yeah, it's a little bit like that for me. Except backwards.

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Had a pretty good talk with a spambot today. I felt like she started out pretty strong, but when it came to negotiations, they just fell through so quickly. One moment she's looking to be my next big star, then she just screws it all up in a few moments.

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A hot topic of debate on this site is the thumbs up/thumbs down system. Each and every user who creates an account has this sovereign right. From the moment you create a name, you are able to pass judgment on any published story or public comment... without giving a reason why.

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Oh yes, the dreaded cover picture.

Why is this difficult for anyone to manage? What is a good idea? What is a bad idea? Is it important?

Okay, probably the easiest way to approach this is the don'ts. What's not an acceptable cover picture?

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Before I get into the actual topic of this blog post, I feel like mentioning that Green Day used to be my favorite band.

What's in a name?... Hey!

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