Welp. Some poor mother fucker thought it'd be a fun idea to get TPP to try and make a comeback.... let's make it clear just HOW we feel about that shall we?

I swear to God I'm gonna get on my other stories but I've been working on a secret project. I have a friend helping me make it but.... I suppose I should just let my patient followers, seriously I don't know how you people put up with my long waiting period shit, know what it is.

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WATCH OUT TRUE BELIEVERS! SPIDEY'S NOT THE ONLY ONE TO RETURN TO THE BIG SCREEN!

So........ next week is it huh? The finale...... the last Gravity Falls episode....... hard to believe huh? Well............... nothing else huh........ WROOOOONNNNNNGGGGG! I HAVE HEARD RUMOR OF SOMETHING GOOD PEOPLE...... SOMETHING GREAT...... GRAVITY FALLS WILL BE CONTINUED VIA COMICS! I will not name the friend who told me but I want them to know I'm grateful for telling me so I can tell everyone else.

This...... I do these way too fucking often but.... this is something I have to do..... I'm sorry everyone.... tonight a team I've wanted to see get to the Super Bowl is losing. Badly. What sucks is that they're NOT playing like they should be playing. The only good thing about it so far is that it looks like it'll be a repeat of when they played against the Patriots from long ago times. On this night I have unjustly acted like a total son of a bitch bastard. I want to apologize to any who I've

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So here I am venting some irritation I had about a certain fanbase's reaction to a certain game being released and I realized.... THIS EXACT SAME SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

The game in question is being panned so far for being unable to be at least as good as it's predecessors and it's studio has been getting told repeatedly that it's going to flop. Now tell me.... what does that sound like? Metroid Prime Federation Force.... or Metroid Prime?

I want to thank everyone here and those who faved my most recent story. Today marks.... an achievement for me... however short it may be....... I have, for the first time in my life, hit the Popular Box.... I can't express how happy I am everyone.

One series of Surface!

One Blu-Ray copy of Ant-Man!

One bank that looks like Venom!

One Magnus Chase book!

One 40" Vizio HD TV!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XBOX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And a Xbox One Game to boot!

Oh and the best one.... a Sheldon Cooper ornament for next year.

Merry Christmas everypony!

Apparently an image of the new Godzilla has been leaked.

Excuse me I uh.... I need to change my pants after the shit scared out of me.

Yeah.... this blog post makes me extremely nervous.