My mom's having a talk to Hydro. About hard-ons.

Oh no

And she just told me to explain it to him, like, this is the conversation:

Mom: Tell your brother what's a hard-on.

Me: Ogawdno

Mom: Just tell him!

And then I just sat there, and derped. And then my mom proceeded to explain it to him.

Wow this is awkward

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who knew messing with justgirlythings could be so much fun

especially with ponies

Besides writing that is. Anyways, I should update. Plushy soon, but, here's what I have in store for that FoE fic of mine. I'll write up to chapter 25-30 and then I'll take a break to update the other stories, once I'm done with the FoE fic, I'll most likely start a new one.

Anywho, onto other things.

Lately I've been out of control. I've been feeling both depressed and sad, at the same time. It got to the point that I scolded Pyro.

And that's when I knew that something was wrong.

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FoE fic is almost done. All I need is to look for someone to do a commission for the cover art. Right now, I'm thinking of Sw1tchbl4de (The guy who did the cover for Project Horizon's, Pink Eyes and Heroes) but I'm not sure if he's taking commissions, and even if he did, I'm not sure if I'll have enough to cash for a commission with him. In the event that I can't have a commission with him, what other artist do you guys know? Preferably with prior

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So, the entire right side of my head is busted. My right ear is sore and it hurts when I apply any pressure to it, and today my right jaw gave out a ripping sound when I was yawning.

Well, this is rather unpleasant.

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I dunno. I finished up the prologue to that FoE fic I'm planning, just need to wait for Pyro to take a look and tell me how much it sucks.

Anyways, if I actually go through with it, I plan on it being around 40-50 chapters, with AT LEAST 500,000 words in total. So, eh.

Oh, and now thanks to Pyro I'm addicted to Fallout Equestria. Curses.

Onto other stuff...

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So as of now, the rapefic is postponed until further notice, (Sorry Scrub), and Shift might not get a rewrite after all.

Instead, what I DO have in mind is a Fallout Equestria fic.

Things is, I have no knowledge of FoE. I read the first 8 chapters of Project Horizons if it amounts anything, but as for Fallout Equestria itself, I have no knowledge whatsoever.

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Need a proofreader to go through my clop stories to tell me if they're good or not, any volunteers?

Anyways, my life is fucked up. Well, my relationship with my mom to be exact.

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I got Pyro to read clop!

Well it's my shitty clop but it's still somewhat clop

You'll find the cloptional chapter at Fallout Equestria: Ponies of Mass Destruction

Yea. Was originally just to rustle Pyro's jimmies, but then turns out she liked it and now this.

:P

Turns out I can't play GTA 5 this week.

Just... why

; ;

Anywho, the prologue for that rapefic (Culture Shock) is almost done, Shift has absolutely no progress done whatsoever, should be done in a month, and Pyro's still being a naughty girl. not that that's bad or anything...

ugh

oh by the way, there's this dog that lives one or two houses up and everytime i go jogging he just runs at me and keeps barking, he's never attacked me yet, but it is quite scary

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