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You're a dead man, is what you are!

Pay him no heed, Miss Elizabeth. It be a rare thing indeed to find such a refined individual in these dark waters.

Fair warning to ye, there be plenty unsavoury characters that share these tides. Best to let sleeping dogs lie, wouldn't ye say?

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When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate:

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow

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Jack?!
How the blazes did you get off that island?

Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, Rarity is most certainly not best pony.
Such a prestigious honour must surely belong to a pony such as the lovely Miss Applejack, I'm sure you'll agree.

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