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If the world you imagine is just like the one you live in, you either misunderstand the world you live in, or miss the point of imagination.

A Little Bit About Me

Previously known as Badly Drawn Turtle.

36 Total
1 Vinyl Scratch (Aurora 6")
1 Doctor Hooves (Aurora 6")
1 Ditzy Doo (Aurora 6")
1 Tempest Shadow (Movie 10")
1 Spike (Aurora 10")
1 Luna (Aurora 6.5")
2 Celestia (Aurora 6.5", Build-A-Bear 16")
3 Twilight Sparkle (Aurora 6", Aurora 10", 4DE 10.5")
4 Fluttershy (Hasbro 6", Movie 10" (Sea Pony), Aurora 6", 4DE 10.5")
4 Applejack (Ty 11", Aurora 6" (2), Aurora 10")
4 Rarity (Ty 6", Ty 20", Aurora 6", Aurora 10")
5 Pinkie Pie (Movie 10" (Sea Pony), Ty 11" (2), Ty 20", Aurora 10")
8 Rainbow Dash (Movie 10" (Sea Pony), Ty 6" (2), Aurora 6" (3), Aurora 10", 4DE 11")
And they all live on my bed.

Writing Status: Maybe Making Progress? :pinkiegasp:


Lost in the overgrown fields of an untended mind.


100th Blog, Time for Something New! · 12:39am May 7th

By which I mean a user name change. "Badly Drawn Turtle" was never intended to be long-term, it was just something that popped into my head when I decided to move on from my initial user name (PrinceDolph, which is a character I like from a book by Piers Anthony; I started to feel guilty using the name of a character that wasn't mine as a personal identifier). I've been meaning to come up with a new name for a year or more, now. I liked the sound of "Quick Keys", and used it for a few accounts

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On Becoming a Pony · 6:29am April 9th

To many the very concept is, on the face of it, insane. A good portion of people won't even get to the "but how" part, some because they're so comfortable with what they currently are that they can't comprehend a sane person desiring change, and others because they view "human" as some sort of sacred designation to which change could only make one lesser, as a beast or monster. But I would claim that the idea is not as far-fetched or unusual as common wisdom would have it.

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For the record, I apologize for having downvoted all your stories.

Thanks for the favs!

Thanks for the favorite of Twilight de Bergerac! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Thanks for adding Pokémon Red and Purple to your tracking!

Fine, maybe not all I can do. I apologise, all your stories are unvoted.

All you can do, after I dared point out that you were posting an off-topic group thread, is delete the thread, come to my user page to claim it's my fault, and then downvote all of my stories? I can't comprehend how people like you come to the conclusion that you were forced into any of the asshole moves you pulled. No. You don't get that excuse. It was your choice to be an asshole. Me criticizing you for doing something which is frankly against the group's rules anyway (read the main group page) did not take anything away from you, let alone everything. If you can't deal with this, I can't imagine how you would cope with a real life problem, like, oh, I don't know, a paper cut.

Yep. That's about all I can do at this point, farewell because I have nothing left.

I don't drink. I do, however, notice that all of my stories just got downvoted, you pathetic child.

Pull out the champagne because I took down the post! Hope it won't annoy you anymore your highness.

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