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thehalfelf


thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Dec
13th
2012

The Mysterious December 13th Update. · 10:54pm Dec 13th, 2012

For those observant people wondering why every single story I have says it was last updated today.
I upgraded to the latest in story revision/spacing tools:
I indented EVERYTHING,
and it sucked.

-thehalfelf

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Dec
10th
2012

And THAT is why I take long showers · 1:25am Dec 10th, 2012

So, people have asked me. "Alex, why do you take such long showers?" and I say "Well, it's because I think really well when I'm in the shower."
Want some proof: prepare yourselves:
[url=Boom]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/66241/The-Last-Hope-of-a-Fallen-Nation
That's right, the basic idea for this story came to me in the shower. I basically wrote the prologue that time around.
I like it.

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Dec
7th
2012

Story Release · 2:12am Dec 7th, 2012

So, I'm kind of curious.
You all know the projects I'm working on (if not, you know where to find it.)
So, I'm working on chapter two of Last Hope of a Fallen Nation when a question hit me.
Would you guys prefer that I write a lot, then release one chapter every couple days like I did with In Search of Knowledge, or should I release each chapter as it's written?

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Nov
30th
2012

On Elevators and Games · 1:48am Nov 30th, 2012

I have decided that elevators in all video games are the antichrist.
Doubly so if it is a survival horror game.

This is all

-thehalfelf

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Nov
22nd
2012

My next project: The Last Hope of a Fallen Nation · 3:08pm Nov 22nd, 2012

So, I said I would post it today since it is Thanksgiving in the United States and didn't want to post the next chapter of In Search of Knowledge yet. So instead, I told my editors to go to hell and decided to post my TOTALLY UNEDITED (fair warning) prologue for my next story, called The Last Hope of a Fallen Nation. Enjoy, and please don't rage at my lack of grammar.
please?

Prologue

We don’t have much time. Sit down, shut up, and for Celestia’s sake listen!

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