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Jordanis


There's never been a writer here.

Apr
9th
2017

Piano Drake · 5:29am Apr 9th, 2017

It's nine o'clock on a Satuday
The regular crowd tunes in
There's an old mare sitting next to me
Droning on about all of her kin.

She says, "Son, can ya play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's happy and sweet, and I knew it complete
When I had a less wrinkly nose."

Sing us a song, you're the piano drake
Sing us a song today
Well, we're all in the mood for a catchy tune
And you've got us feeling okay.

Now Pinks at the bar is a friend of mine

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Nov
1st
2016

High Places · 4:40am Nov 1st, 2016

I wrote a eulogy for my cat on this blog once, and one for my favorite author. I don't yet have the refined words for this one, so I'll make it brief.

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Aug
20th
2016

Thoughts on 'The Times they are a Changeling' · 9:00pm Aug 20th, 2016

I'm pretty disappointed that they went the 'one aberrant changeling' route. That's probably the least interesting possible way to get a friendly changeling. Plus all the, y'know, rampant speciesism it reinforces by providing an exception to prove the rule instead of casting doubt on the rule itself.

"Oh, that Thorax--he's such an articulate fella. He's one of the good ones."

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Apr
16th
2016

Gauntlet of Fire Conspiracy Corner · 6:00pm Apr 16th, 2016

Everything here is spoilers for the new episode that just aired, Gauntlet of Fire.

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Aug
8th
2015

Quills and Sofas · 5:35pm Aug 8th, 2015

I'm in Quills and Sofas from now until about 4:30. I'm the guy behind the laptop with the big yellow 11-pointed star on the back. I'm going to try to put a little work into Snit. We'll see how it goes.

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Aug
6th
2015

BronyCon 2015 · 5:50pm Aug 6th, 2015

SPark and I got in late last night, and are safely ensconced at the Holiday Inn with wonderful views of the very noisy fire station, just like last year. We'll be manning booth 717 during the day, and spending a lot of time at Quills and Sofas otherwise. Say hi!

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Jun
2nd
2015

Strike That Last Thought · 5:56am Jun 2nd, 2015

Now that the convention is over, Everfree's gotten back to me to arrange a refund, so that's cool. I still hope we are able to attend next year.

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Mar
31st
2015

No Everfree · 7:24pm Mar 31st, 2015

Everfree has just e-mailed SPark to tell us that they definitely don't have any spaces for her to vend in, so we're not going. BronyCon, which is on the opposite side of the country from us and went with a smaller dealer space this year, had room, but not the con we can drive to.

Bumping a vendor who has sold well for two years running seems really stupid to me, but what do I know?

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Mar
24th
2015

Committed, But Not Like That · 4:37am Mar 24th, 2015

Flights and hotel booked for BronyCon. Good stuff. Now if only Everfree would stop babying the people who still haven't managed to pay for their table yet and start passing the spots out to people they should have gone with in the first place.

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Mar
12th
2015

THE END · 4:49pm Mar 12th, 2015

It may come as no surprise, given the way I try to write, that I love Sir Terry Pratchett.

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