"A Queen & You" has reached 1,018 reads/views.

Mother of God...

Eighty more reads/views, and "A Queen & You" will have a thousand reads/views.

"A Queen & You" is in the "Popular Stories" box.
Another Personal Achievement?

"A Queen & You" reached 566 total views/reads today.

Halfway to a thousand.

Woo.

The story "A Queen & You" has reached over 350 views/reads.

Personal Achievement Unlocked.

Well, I guess I'm here now.

I am The Lord of Nothing, and, as you can probably guess, I'm a lord of nothing.

That's all.

I'm not an onion, guys.

I hate how some people think introductions need to be these huge speeches detailing their entire lives.

Nobody gives a fuck about all that, and if they did, they would've asked you.