• Member Since 17th Sep, 2012
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Lord of Nothing


I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

Jan
13th
2013

Officially Exceeds Expectations · 7:20am Jan 13th, 2013

"A Queen & You" has reached 1,018 reads/views.

Mother of God...

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Jan
13th
2013

Eighty Away · 4:20am Jan 13th, 2013

Eighty more reads/views, and "A Queen & You" will have a thousand reads/views.

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Jan
12th
2013

Popular · 6:35am Jan 12th, 2013

"A Queen & You" is in the "Popular Stories" box.
Another Personal Achievement?

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Jan
12th
2013

Halfway and Some Change · 6:24am Jan 12th, 2013

"A Queen & You" reached 566 total views/reads today.

Halfway to a thousand.

Woo.

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Jan
11th
2013

Personal Acheivement Unlocked · 12:54pm Jan 11th, 2013

The story "A Queen & You" has reached over 350 views/reads.

Personal Achievement Unlocked.

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Jan
10th
2013

Introductions · 8:39am Jan 10th, 2013

Well, I guess I'm here now.



I am The Lord of Nothing, and, as you can probably guess, I'm a lord of nothing.







That's all.

I'm not an onion, guys.

I hate how some people think introductions need to be these huge speeches detailing their entire lives.

Nobody gives a fuck about all that, and if they did, they would've asked you.

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