• Member Since 9th Sep, 2012
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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Oct
10th
2013

twow Riffs: Rarity's Garden · 9:56pm Oct 10th, 2013

Do you like grimdark fics? Do you like grimdark RAPE fics? Well, we’re gonna have a fun ass time with this. Ready?
A while back, I had came across the “Tarnished Silver” series. I wasn’t a riffer back then, so I mostly avoided fics that I didn’t think I’d like. Oh for those innocent days...
Then a month or so, I remembered this fic. Or series, to be exact. And, well, yup. We’re here.

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Sep
24th
2013

twow Riffs: Soarin' the Butt · 11:19pm Sep 24th, 2013

I don’t understand life sometimes. Then again, it is rather confusing.
Today’s story is another on by Bronystories, so hide the popcorn unless you wanna barf it out. Actually, I could be wrong. I haven’t read this one myself.
It’s called Soarin’ the Butt and...well, yeah. That’s all I got.
Shall we? Well, I’d like not to, but this is my job. So let’s begin.

Read the full riff here!

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Sep
22nd
2013

1 year anniversary! · 7:34pm Sep 22nd, 2013

Hey guys! Welp, it's time for you all to learn a little bit about me! Hell, I've been on here for a year, so why the hell not? Besides, it could be fun. So...let's go, shall we?

Name: twow443 (I'm laughing if you thought I was gonna give you my real name.)
Age: 19
Race: African American
Hair color: Black (what, did you think it was blond?)
Eye color: Dark brown.
Sex: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual.

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Sep
22nd
2013

Special 1 year anniversary Q+A session coming up. · 4:12pm Sep 22nd, 2013

So I've been on this site for a year now. Damn. So, I've decided to do something a little special.

I'm going to post a blog that will tell a bit more about myself. And I wanted to ask, are there any specific things you wanted to know about me? If so, go ahead and leave a comment. If I think it's important to know, then I'll make sure to add it in the blog.

Thanks guys. I'll probably post it from three hours from now.

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Sep
22nd
2013

CAH CAUSED THIS. · 4:09am Sep 22nd, 2013

Sep
21st
2013

twow Riffs: The Scootaloo Project, Chapter 1 · 6:27pm Sep 21st, 2013

For the love of...DAMN IT DARF STOP WRITING ABOUT CHILDREN FUCKING!
Let me back up a moment. When this story, The Scootaloo Project was first created, I was afraid to read it. In fact, I avoided the fuck out of it. And then...I ended up reading it.
I’m sure you can imagine how much I loathed it.
Still do. So I brought a friend, and we’re going to rip it to shreds.
And so it begins...

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Sep
11th
2013

twow Riffs: Daineu, Chapters 3-4 · 3:30am Sep 11th, 2013

This should be fun. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.

Today we’re tackling the third and fourth chapters of Daineu, so it’s time to learn about more about my past with my daughter.

Excited? You should be. Because I am.
Let’s do this.

Read the full riff here!

If you leave comments, I'll hug you.

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Sep
9th
2013

twow Co-Riffs: "Mormon Masturbation." · 11:48pm Sep 9th, 2013

No. This is not a joke.

My friends can find some really stupid shit on the internet.

Get over here and see this for yourselves.

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Sep
5th
2013

twow Plugs: Cupcakes Riff · 3:44am Sep 5th, 2013

So a follower of mine has decided to try his hand at riffing. I gave it a look and left my thoughts. Although, it'd be a big favor to me if you could all do the same.

The riff is right here, Comments are also enabled.

Thanks guys. I believe that this will help a bunch.

NSFW: It's Cupcakes. What the fuck do you think?

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Sep
3rd
2013

10,000 story views?! · 12:07am Sep 3rd, 2013

Holy shit. It's been almost an entire year on this site and I've actually hit 10,000 views. That's pretty damn awesome.

So, I gotta celebrate somehow, don't I?

I've thought of two ways. First one is another group riff project. I actually have a story in mind, so keep an eye out for that.

The second one has to do with you guys. I want to write a one-shot, but I don't know what to write. That's where you come in.

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