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Lord Destrustor


So long and thanks for all the fics!

Sep
1st
2013

I shall now put my fate in your hands · 2:59pm Sep 1st, 2013

So here's the thing; this will mostly be about getting feedback for my general existence on this site. So I've been debating with myself about a few subjects, and well, why not ask the people?

The first thing I've been wondering is: Should I try to make a habit of posting regular (Probably monthly(which is why I'm doing this one on the first of sept.(to get a clean starting point(holy s**t so many parentheses)))) blog posts about my general status of continued existence?

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Aug
21st
2013

Huh. · 12:55am Aug 21st, 2013

So apparently I have 50 followers now.
How did this happen.
I don't even.

Also my evil plan from last blog post worked. I am an evil genius.
Mwahahahaha!

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Aug
15th
2013

Tally round 2! · 2:00pm Aug 15th, 2013

So it`s been like four months since I made my first total story like/dislike tally, and like a week after that one, one of said stories randomly shot up to the featured box just to spite me by making all them numbers wildly obsolete.
So let's equate correlation with causality and make another! That way I'll be the king of the featured box forever! Mwahahahahah!

Ahem. so let's see...
474 likes,
23 dislikes.
95.3% of votes were up versus 4.7% down.

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Jul
26th
2013

Prepare Yourselves... · 8:53pm Jul 26th, 2013

...For a WORDSPLOSION!!! slight, laughable increase in my writing output!

As of noon today, I am now on vacation.
As of about two hours ago, I am now in possession of a brand-spanking new computer all to myself.

It's like Christmas and my birthday decided to have a baby, and that baby is today.

I can basically guarantee that MViaH and FTETS will each get at least one new chapter within the next two weeks.

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May
7th
2013

Man... · 9:20am May 7th, 2013

Now that it's been featured, I'm thinking that maybe "My Voice in a Head" would benefit from a cover image.
Thing is, I have no idea what in the world it could be, and what it should even look like.

Kind of dumb that the one guy who already knows everything about the story is incapable of coming up with an idea for the image that would represent it.

Man, I suck.

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May
5th
2013

Ermahgerd!!! · 4:08pm May 5th, 2013

I got featured!!!

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Apr
28th
2013

Don't read this if you value your time. · 11:35am Apr 28th, 2013

I once fell unconscious from a combination of fever and a hot bath.

I fell face-first on the ceramic bathroom floor. I was out for at least a few seconds.

It was the best sleep I've ever had.

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Apr
25th
2013

Waste of Time! · 11:48am Apr 25th, 2013

So I seem to be bored and to have nothing better to do, and I have thusly decided to tally my total story like/dislike ratio, because I'm the kind of boring guy who can derive entertainment from mere (ultimately meaningless) numbers. So, let's see...

156 likes, total over all my stories.
10 dislikes, total over all my stories.

I guess that means I'm okay...

Also, ten people out there are poop. There. I said it.

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Apr
13th
2013

My little first blog: am I even doing this right: what Pat Morita has to do with my cat: the movie: the novel. · 10:14am Apr 13th, 2013

Warning: this will contain some seriously personal bullshit that no one cares about. Read at your own risk.

So. Does anyone remember Pat Morita?

This awesome dude

He was an awesome dude, right? In fact, he was so awesome that when we got a cat, a few months after Mr. Morita's death, we decided to name him ''Miyagi'', because screw cliché cat names.

Well, one year ago today, Miyagi died.

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