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Lord Destrustor


So long and thanks for all the fics!

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  • 410 weeks
    On powers and limits.

    This is going to be a little ramble, inspired by This thread, and further ruminated during the week, in which a discussion with a friend eventually turned to the topic of certain superheroes.

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    4 comments · 1,270 views
  • 417 weeks
    If you took bronies...

    ...Ground them up into a fine paste, and spread them across the surface of the earth...
    I'm pretty sure no vegetation would ever grow again.

    'Cause we's a salty bunch, I tell ya hwat. Salty as fuck.

    8 comments · 764 views
  • 418 weeks
    On Friendship, Forgiveness and REVENGE

    You know who needs a hug?

    This pone needs a hug.
    You know why she needs a hug?


    FOR REVENGE

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    4 comments · 760 views
  • 435 weeks
    New Year's Newsletter or Whatever

    I've been told today's a special day for some reason, so I figured I might as well talk to you guys for a bit.

    Joyous Birthmas Everyone!
    Or Happy New Year if you don't live one week in the past. We managed to cling to the earth while it spun one more time around the sun at sixty-six thousand miles per hour. Good job guys.

    How's you's been doing?

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    6 comments · 619 views
  • 446 weeks
    I helped someone do a thing.

    Hey guys, I drew the coverart for someone's story and I'm thinking It'd be cool to throw a few dozen pairs of eyes on it, if only to witness my skills.
    You might want to check it out. Or at least give it a chance. Pwease?

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    0 comments · 535 views
Apr
28th
2013

Don't read this if you value your time. · 11:35am Apr 28th, 2013

I once fell unconscious from a combination of fever and a hot bath.

I fell face-first on the ceramic bathroom floor. I was out for at least a few seconds.

It was the best sleep I've ever had.

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Comments ( 5 )

That .. sounds pretty painful, you know? :twilightoops:

Other than that, this might place as one of the more unexpected/random things I'll have read by the end of today, hm.

Oh well, I hope you didn't hurt yourself in the process and stuff, sleep is good for you they say, I wonder ..
:rainbowderp:

I'm yet to fall unconscious but a warm bath does bring me pretty close sometimes. I tend to avoid them when I have fevers actually because I know something like this would happen to me too.:applejackunsure:

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Eh, it wasn't that bad; I was actually sitting on the edge of the tub when I fell, so it wasn't from very high.
Plus, my lips cushionned the landing of my skull. I only had a very minor cut.
But, yeah. Fainting: so very relaxing. My very first thought when I woke up was something along the lines of "Aww, but I don't want to wake up! I never slept so well..." And then I wondered what I was doing on the floor.

You have to love that awkward moment.
It happened to me twice last year.
:twilightsheepish:

I shall criticize thy writing!
:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Should have started in tub, body feeling numb and sore. Light smoke emanated from the still steamy water. You coughed, then grasped your chest from the sharp pain. Short breaths. Can't breathe. Struggle to stand.

You trip sideways. Your head slammed into the floor. Blood splattered along the bath's ceramic flooring.

"It was the best sleep I've ever had."

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