*Gets back from New Year's Eve shift at 7pm*
*Plays Cards Against Humanity and Catan like a loser parties hard until 2am*
*Wakes up at 7am*
*Goes in for afternoon shift*

Merry freaking new year, I guess. If you can help it, never work at a grocery store; you grow to loathe the holiday season.

At least not for the foreseeable future. I might start writing again in the spring when I don't have sports, but until then I'll only be around in a blogging and chatting capacity. I probably won't check the site much though, so if you want to request proofreading or contact me for some other reason that I can't fathom, hit me up on skype.

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There was lots of myr.

*Le me playing Alpha Sapphire, roaming around in the abandoned ship*
*Reads a thing on a shelf about the odd keystone*
*Goes into bag menu to check on stuff*
*Odd Keystone Appears behind me*
*Spiritomb jump scare*

Not bad, pokemon. Though it wasn't jump-out-at-you scary, it was suitably spooky for a pokemon like spiritomb. Did not see it coming at all.

Did you know that if you play metal records backwards, they say efil gnikcuf a teg?

Today's top stories: I'm made my userpage look good, my writing is even worse than I thought, and most importantly, santa hats are too cliched, so i'm going to get my jewish swag going on. More on that middle thing later if I get pissed off and overreact about it, which has been known to happen.

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http://www.gamnesia.com/news/mega-rayquaza-is-the-most-overpowered-pokemon-in-history-gets-banned-from-t#.VH8_gTHF9ps

It's like we're in the matrix right now. Seriously though, Ubers is supposed to be the banlist, the group of all things that are too rediculously overpowered ... and now something broke the Ubers. It's like the world as I know it has ceased to exist.

tl;dr Mega Rayquaza is so meta it's not even meta at all

*Valve pack goes down to 75%*
Literally 25$ for all of the Portal, Half Life, Counter Strike, Left 4 Dead, and Day of Defeat series.
Gaben, I love you so much right now

Disclaimer: there aren't really any spoilers here, at least not so far as the story line is concerned. This is only about gameplay

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Just finished the new story Tripping Over The Starting Line. It turned out a bit differently than I'd originally planned, but I'm pretty happy with it on the whole. Certainly not something that would be featured, which is usually what happens when I write what I like, so no different than usual I suppose. Wrote the last sections the Nirvana Unplugged show that aired on MTV, which will have its 21st anniversary tomorrow. Just thought that was an interesting little factoid. Idk, I'm beat,

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So yeah, that first thing. That's a thing. They're at the bottom of my userpage. I'd highly recommend them to the braindead and asinine, or to those who like bad humor. It's something I happen to be an expert in.

Also, I need prereaders for a thing. Go look at the thing.