Good Morning every pony that it is morning where you live, It's CountDerpy here. God I just love mornings....except for having to go to school...plus it is homecoming so everything is all crazy this week. Hopefully by Friday or Saturday I will have a mass release day where I will put out as many chapters as I can all day. Hopefully I can get at least one out for about 3 or 4 of them so just be on the lookout...now...this for some reason!

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(CountDerpy's Random Ranting Blog is for entertainment and promotional (FIM Fiction) purposes only! This is to establish a better connection between me and my readers in hopes of becoming friends.)

Hey everypony... if your reading this and are on facebook...look up a new and upcoming page called

The Church of Bronyism

now time for some

METAL PONIES!

this week....

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Hey every pony, Count Derpy here with blog post 2 of idk how many for the day.... a few of you have asked to find me on Facebook and i am tired of sending individual links....

So here is my Page...

CountDerpy

and my actual Facebook

Jordan Ivy

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Hey every pony who gives a fuck, Count Derpy here. Just like the title suggests, there will be new chapters of each coming out this week...probably in that order too. So Imma get writing right now....and here is my writing music for the day....

I AM NOT GETTING HIGH! SPAZZED OUT ON COFFEE MAYBE!

Well It's CountDerpy here again....and after a night of watching strange movies...*COUGH* THEROCKYHORRORPICTURESHOW *COUGH* and eating tons of cake i still have no fucking ideas...... gonna try to work on some more shit tonight and try to find a movie or two to get some ideas from

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Hey every pony, CountDerpy In The House Tonight! LMAO lol

I am still suffering from writers block...but i was able to put some new stories in the vault for later

Twilight's List - Based on Schindler's List

Kill Pie. Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 - Based on Kill Bill Vol. ! and Vol. 2

and.....

The Pinkie Horror Picture Show - Based on...

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Hey every pony, it's Count Derpy. Once again I have writers block and can't think of S**T to write. Gonna try to think of ideas.... if you have any idea as to where the next chapters of any of my stories can go...please tell me... i can't think of anything!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

Hey every pony, CountDerpy here. Tonight I am going to be working with my close friend Novah_X on a collaberation story that we are posting to his stories. Hope it goes well and if you live in or near Aberdeen SD, come meet us at the Red Rooster. If not we may be over on Livestream and be asking questions...now here is this and I'm outta here

WooHoo! 40 followers! This is a major milestone for me...now shooting for a full hundred!

List of accomplishments:

-Get one story out
-Get over 50 likes on a story
-Get at least 40 followers
-Get over a1,000 views on a story
-Get over 100 likes on a story
-Get over 100 followers
-Get a story featured in the ticker at the top
-Get a story recognized / featured on Equestria Daily (Ultimate Goal!)

Here is a CountDerpy exclusive sneak preview of my upcoming one shot Discord Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killmares.

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