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JakeAndDollars


Mission Objectives; Classified. This account belongs to two people, specify who you're talking to please.

Sep
19th
2015

Have A Smile; It's On Us · 4:23am Sep 19th, 2015

You were given eighty six thousand four hundred seconds today, so how about sparing a few on smiles.

These always help me feel good. ~Dollars

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Aug
18th
2015

Schedules, And Our Lack There Of. · 7:51am Aug 18th, 2015

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Aug
12th
2015

Teamspeak conversation. · 7:58am Aug 12th, 2015

Jason dug up a picture of Cadence and claimed it was a nightmare version of her. Church called him out on it not being nightmare, but rather being the Changeling version of her in mid-transformation. The following conversation ensued.

Rob: "I'm certain you can find fanart of nightmare Cadence you just aren't looking hard enough."
Jason: "Yeah just be careful when you're doing that."
Wolfie: "The safest of safe searches are not safe from Cadence."

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Aug
6th
2015

When people remind me Dollars hasn't posted a chapter in awhile. · 12:58am Aug 6th, 2015

AND remind me I need to post more chapters as well. And read chapters of their stories, and go to work, and make all my medical appointments across the island... And play games with them...

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Aug
5th
2015

Dollars: My Standard Response To Jake's Demands That I Write Faster... · 8:17am Aug 5th, 2015


An official response to recent demands...

As always, thanks for the love and support. Oh, And there should be another "the plan" blog up shortly to talk about our progress.

~Dollars.

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Jul
28th
2015

I'm Not Dead · 1:14pm Jul 28th, 2015

Hey all Dollars here, yes yes I know, boo. Look, I'll be the first to admit that I have a bit of a lazy streak that will occasionally rear its ugly head and I know it looks like I'm not really doing much around here... Well, hopefully you can forgive the delays, I'm a busy guy. Hopefully this little tidbit counts for something, not too mention this is day three with no sleep, but whatever my previous record still stands.

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Jul
21st
2015

Another chapter up! · 6:15am Jul 21st, 2015

Sorry for the wait, its been nearly two months since I got the last chapter out and I know I should have finished this one sooner. I'm still whipping Dollars from afar, trying to get him to produce another chapter and he said he's close to finishing one so hopefully we'll get one soon! Thanks for your patience readers! I appreciate it!

-Jake

Jun
21st
2015

How Patches was (allegedly) made! · 7:32pm Jun 21st, 2015

I've been seeing that thing on Facebook that says how god made you and shows him mixing your ingredients in a bowl. For a laugh I threw Patches' name into the generator to see what would come out and the result was oddly fitting!

He does seem to have a strange understanding of the world around him, the snot can easily be his imperfections, and the little blue pills kinda speak for themselves with Patches...

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Jun
4th
2015

Canterlot Mountain has been posted! · 1:14pm Jun 4th, 2015

Go give it a read and see if I made any mistakes!

-Jake

Also relevant, writing is a form of artwork.

-Jake

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May
29th
2015

Gas mask training. · 9:07pm May 29th, 2015

I had my yearly gas mask training today to ensure I could use my mask properly. I found out I cannot. I yanked it on too quickly and forcefully and popped one of the straps off.

We walked into the gas chamber and I had the pleasure of standing the closest to the device used to deploy the military grade, particle based, riot control teargas. Oh and did I mention my mask didn't seal because this strap came loose?

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