How Patches was (allegedly) made! · 7:32pm Jun 21st, 2015
I've been seeing that thing on Facebook that says how god made you and shows him mixing your ingredients in a bowl. For a laugh I threw Patches' name into the generator to see what would come out and the result was oddly fitting!
He does seem to have a strange understanding of the world around him, the snot can easily be his imperfections, and the little blue pills kinda speak for themselves with Patches...
Umm ok