I'm sad that my actual name probably wouldn't be accepted. Anyways, I'm a greentext writer from /mlp/ in general, here's my pastebin http://pastebin.com/u/RIPSHITCITY

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Wait, what? I only have this one line to sound intelligent!?

I play TF2. I play League of Legends. Sometimes when I'm all alone, I cover myself in vasoline and roll around on the floor, pretending I'm a slug.

O.O ummm.... moo. I don't really know what to say here. D: Sorry!