I'm not sure what I'm doing on this little corner of the internet.
Perhaps it's nostalgia, perhaps it's mere desperation for an audience, but here I am again!
(With 196 notifications that I will never read!)

So! Funny story!

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Everything's cool! I got access to my account back.
Don't worry!

This is the way the account ends- Not with a bang, but with a whimper... And that whimper is the sound of me failing to save my passwords.

I recently lost my email account, so Electroshock70 on FIMfiction is unfortunately un-recoverable due to a series of contrivances put forth by Murphy's cruelty.

'Tis life, I suppose. Not like I'm losing much- This account is small potatoes compared to other things I have online.

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From the depths of Tartarus, it crawls to the surface...
Strength, where once was decay, pulses through its being...
Behind its once dead eyes, something stirs...

It's broken, rotting mouth opens with a creak as it takes a shuddering breath to speak-

Hey guys! I'm alive! If anyone is even following me anymore with the faint hope that I return to MLP, know that this hope of yours is fulfilled!

Okay, okay, I'll stop being dramatic and cut to the chase.

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"Electroshock70 on Fimfiction" is a symbol of a bygone age.

Of delight and enthrallment in a work of art, and the creativity that sprung forth from it.

Of immense pleasure in a like-minded community and their creative works which likewise came from the same wellspring.

Yet bygone it is.

The creative soul has little to work with from it's own repertoire, so it feeds and nurtures itself on the works of greater creators before it.
The works of older siblings.
Astro Boy.
Mega-Man.

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I saw Equestria Girls today.

It was pretty stinkin' good, so if they perform this well on season 4, I might just be able to forget about the teeny little bite-sizedIMMENSELY HUGE DISTASTE FOR THE SEASON THREE FINALE fiasco, and enjoy ponies despite (or in spite towards) this whole thing.

But why the crap did I even hate the season finale?

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I didn't think it would even come close to this soon...
I'm getting bored of MLP!
(The guys I have over here (My account over there) will not be as sad about this)

Perhaps off-season lack of updates all around that's doing it, but I'm ACTUALLY GETTING BORED OF IT!

I suppose I will take a vacation from pony things for now, then perhaps give season four, episode 1 a chance.

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My grandmother passed away in her sleep at 10:30 (Indiana Time), due to complications of stomach cancer.
For those of you who are concerned, My family and I knew this was coming for a while, and she had no regrets. She was actually amazed to be alive this long at 87 and 1/2 years old!
I believe, personally, that she is now having a jolly time in heaven and waiting for the rest of us to get with the party.

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I have sad news, guys.
Old chapters will be deleted as new chapters are made to update. This is mostly for my benefit, but I'm a bit bummed out because a lot of your hilarious comments won't be there anymore.

No use crying over a past failed attempt, though.

I have a schedule now, and I will start this Saturday.
It's contents:
"Sunday- Free time! Catch up on whatever it is you want. Keep in touch with the world!
Monday- Work on a full drawing to complete! (Skill and creative exercise/Unlikely commission or request)
Tuesday- Work on a fic (leisurely pace)
Wednesday- Work on AREA Full Disclosure* to complete a page!
Thursday- SUBMISSION DAY: Submit your full drawing! Wrap up what is not complete

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