Something I just realized I most desperately need · 9:26pm Mar 15th, 2012
Dear Hasbro,
First, thank you for ponies. They are great, and I love them. In appreciation, I have bought the latest DVD as well as enough My Little Pony plastic figurines to cover my entire coffee table.
But just today, I realized there is something I very much want to buy, but I cannot buy, as it does not yet exist: a My Little Pony music rhythm video game, ala Guitar Hero or Rock Band but, y'know, appropriate for seven-year-old gamers.