”Uhh... Faire? What happened to your hoof?”
*giggles*
”What happened to my hoof?” Fairent looked at her hoof. It. Was. Plasticine. ”Curses! Colv, getoverhere!”
*screams and starts running*

Moral: DO NOT mess with Faire at all.

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: COLV’S LITTLE NYMPHS ARE HATCHED!
Yayayayayayay

I failed Getting Over It.

AAAHHHHHH

is the movie It scary?
well, for me its not.

What about you?

My brand-new OC, Colvia Juliet Ivy is having nymphs on the 27th of October! And, of course, new profile pic!

Why do I make myself suffer from going to shop?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Fdancing-crazy-frog-squad-goal-bff-goal-gif-5502759&psig=AOvVaw3AqhnDrVDpmZCN62OmXeHL&ust=1633479967272000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjhxqFwoTCLC6jp-BsvMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ

And then I can’t finish Halloween stories on time.

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I see a rainbow. But the colours are all wrong!

Red is now orange.

Orange is now Yellow.

Yellow is now Green.

Green is now Blue.

Blue is now Purple.

Purple is now Pink.

A rainbow has 7 colours. How many colours am I seeing? (Don’t go and count; try and remember! xD

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”...And then we add this lovely flower, Dandelion, and then-”

“Dandy-what-lon?”

”Dandelion, Phar.”

”Wait a minute! Are you saying we put a lion in here? Uncle Pharynx won’t agree!“

”Dandelion, a plant, not lion. Now, as I said-”

”Wait a minute! Are we seriously adding more weird smelling plants around?”

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Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.

Mississippi has four S’s and four I’s. Can you spell that without using S or I?
T-H-A-T

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter ‘M’.