Some Jokes To Get You Going

Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.

Mississippi has four S’s and four I’s. Can you spell that without using S or I?
T-H-A-T

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter ‘M’.

Comments

[BezierBallad]

I got one.

What do you call the overly long process of stitching 50 clocks to a belt?

A waist of time.

[Ms Colvia Ivy]

5587758
Which one did you get?

[BezierBallad]

5587759
Nonono, I meant I had a joke of my one. Which I just told

[Ms Colvia Ivy]

5587762
Yea, that’s a good one.

[BezierBallad]

5587768
Thank you.

[Ms Colvia Ivy]

5587769
“A waist of time” sounds like a “whale of a time” so it’s like you’re enjoying stitching 50 clocks to a belt.

[BezierBallad]

5587770
Er… no, it’s supposed to sound like “waste of time”. Like, there’s no point in spending a long time stitching clocks to a belt unless you have a really, really good reason.

[Ms Colvia Ivy]

5587772
I know. But I don’t think you can stitch clocks. They’re solid.

[BezierBallad]

5587776
That’s another part of the joke…

[Ms Colvia Ivy]

5587777
Really? I mean, come to think of it, you can just tie a piece of string to the clocks.

[BezierBallad]

5587814
Uhhh—