~Blog for a dog!
It’s really fun
Blog for a dog!
And catch the puns
Blog for a dog!
Let’s get this done
Blog for a dog!
It’s really fun
Blog for a dog!
And catch the puns
Blog for a dog!
Let’s get this done
Blog for a dog!
The number one dog~

Yay!

Doggo: looks at me
Me: looks at doggo
Doggo: follows me
Me: follows doggo
Doggo: trips on me
Me: trips on doggo
Doggo: walks off to dinner
Me: walks off to lunch

By the way, all of this really happened. And Unnamed Doggo and I have a lot in common!
*meoooooooooow.*
(You too Meowy)

Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*
Doggo: Woof!
Me: *pets*

*sort of creating music*

Nowadays:

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If you read my “Meowy? That you?” series from start to end, then you’ll know I ended it. Sorta.

So it’s Unnamed Doggo time!
Doggo: Woof

No, it’s not a real farewell. It’s just... you’ll see.

Cat: *says “bye bye” with her tail*
Me: *says bye*
Dog: *barks cheerfully*

You may be like; wut. No, nobody died. I’m gonna have to end the “Meowy? That you?” series.... ‘Cause Meowy’s growin’ up, she won’t be doing that many funny thing nowadays. But if she does, “Meowy? That you?” will carry on!

P.S. I’ma create a Unnamed Doggo series, since he’s still young.

P.S.S. No. No one’s dying.

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WHY do I always make a fool of myself?

Dog: acts like a dog
Me: acts like a human
Cat: acts like a CROC

Me: speaks like a human
Dog: barks like a dog (what other animal barks?

Me: walking like a human
Dog: walking like a dog
Cat: not walking at all

See what I mean? Cat’s a weirdo but I still love her so much!

Meowy? That you? - https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/968764/meowy-that-you

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Made a big mistake again.

Me to dog and cat: cooperate please, im going out now, so don’t go crazy.
Cat and dog: *silent*
Me: *walks out the door*
3 hours later
Me: *comes back and finds the house in chaos*
Cat: Meooooow.
Dog: Woof.
Me: *slaps forehead*

Meooooooow.
Me: Meowy? That you?
Meooooooow.
Me: *raises voice* Meowy?
Meooooooow.
Me: MEOWY?
Meooooooow?

The stupid computer shut down again.
hgiadjebvjrlcmskl!!!!!!

Okay, panic over.

Just like Iredwolf, I recommend “Squid Game” a lot. Though if you don’t like blood, gunshots, and greed for money (actually who likes that?), you better not watch it.
I’m on ep 4 and I’m nervous. there’s been a lot of violence and blood. *cringes*

Me-OW. Meowy (my floof kitten) has knocked baked beans all over the kitchen floor.

To Clumsy Meowy:
We don’t need a baked floor, Meowy! It’s broken enough. (it has a crack on the floor)

Meowy to me:
Meooooow.

Me: But I’ll forgive her cause she’s cute.

Me: Doggie! Why did you splash water on Meowy! Doggie punishment: run 3 laps around the house.

Doggie - No name:
*blink*

I just found out that I’m so dumb. The cat splashed itself.

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