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Zalmax


I'm here to post blogs and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of blogs.

Sep
12th
2022

On writing: A memoir on trying to be funny [biography] · 10:22pm Sep 12th, 2022

I've tried writing comedy, and I've always failed, but I did learn something in the process. Being funny is usually a mix of being "unpredictable" while at the same time being "emotionally close" to your audience: To surprise them with something relateable.

Biography time!

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Jan
5th
2022

FimFic: Approval times [silly] · 4:07pm Jan 5th, 2022

I see many posts asking about the long approval times.
They fail to realize all the work required to approve a story.

Most people are anxious to get their story approved. Some people, like myself, is happy for the time it takes.

The moderator reading my story is usually the only reader I get, so personally I would find it rude to complain about the time it takes.

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Nov
13th
2021

On writing: Run fishy, Run! · 9:33am Nov 13th, 2021

As a writer, I’m well aware of my weaknesses; but I fail to fix it in my writing, and thus I’m stuck as a lousy writer with pitiful prose.

I know the mistakes are in there, but with a direct access to the source (my vivid imagination) while I’m editing; I see my story as I imagined it, instead of how I’ve written it.

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Sep
20th
2021

Stories: What goes up, must come down... · 1:22pm Sep 20th, 2021

I recently published a funny/silly short story with a friendship moral.

The moral was shown (not told) that you can be friends and friendly to other ponies, even if it’s someone different and inferior to yourself. The story used Celestia and Twilight (and with slight contrast from Luna) as good examples of being nice, while having an OC as inferior.

Needless to say it got downvoted into oblivion with 100% pure downvotes! (Not a single upvote.)

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Aug
29th
2021

Writing 101: And the worst advice I've seen · 1:57am Aug 29th, 2021

Writing is about putting words together, so that the reader can understand you.

It's about the choice of words. It's about the order and syntax. It's about language and linguistic, accent and dialect.
That is the foundation of writing, and any writer who aspires to become an excellent writer must understand that.

The Internet is filled with advice on writing, but the worst advice is here on fimfic.

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Aug
2nd
2021

My first blog post. · 11:34pm Aug 2nd, 2021

There once was a blog, but the blog was empty and without form (well, it had Cascading Style Sheets).
The owner of the blog wanted needed to experiment, so text was added.
Text was added... more more more and more until finally there was no more.

From that moment in time, Moondancer appeared.

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