Hey,

As most of you may have noticed, the formatting on these stories sucks half dead wrinkly poodle cock.

This is because I'm mostly copypasting the Google Docs into the document.

However, there is now an option to directly import, with formatting, a google doc.

Over the next little while, I'm going to be changing the chapters into their proper formatting.

Thanks for your patience and sorry about the wait times,

La Barata

It's official. God hates this story, and does not want it to be finished.

Obstacle after obstacle keeps getting thrown in my way, from knife wounds to me losing my computer to my catching the flu to this weekend to the point where I can't even get out of bed.

There is only one logical choice of action.

I am finishing this and NOTHING will stop me.

The glass is set. Diet Pepsi, three ice cubes.

The rum's within arm's reach. Mixing's for pussies.

The playlist is prepared, 7 hours of Pirate Metal.

Chapter 19.... Your ass is mine.

Hey all,

First off, I have an announcement to make.

I'm an absolute cunt.

Take that however you will. I hope you take it as an apology, because that's what it's intended as. Due to a number of different things, I've been without a computer for about five months now. Add that to the fact that I've been an incredibly lazy sack of shit and several knife wounds and my new 12 hour a day work schedule, and that adds up to no new chapter of Irreplaceable for an inexcusably long time.

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