The Time has Come

The glass is set. Diet Pepsi, three ice cubes.

The rum's within arm's reach. Mixing's for pussies.

The playlist is prepared, 7 hours of Pirate Metal.

Chapter 19.... Your ass is mine.

Comments

[La Barata]

Perfect. I'm properly drunk, now, and the battle scene's playing out nicely.

Yes, YEEESSSS, PUNCH THE KEYS!

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG!

[La Barata]

YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ODIN AND THOR,

WE PUT OUR FAITH IN CANNONS AND WHORES!

YOUR VIKING GODS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW,

WHEN THE PIRATES STRIKE FROM THE STARBOARD BOW!

[La Barata]

POUR ME A SLUG OF IT,

THROW ME A MUG OF IT,

BRING ME A JUG OF THAT FAMOUS OL' SPICED!

[La Barata]

ONE MORE DRINK

AT THE SUNKEN NORWEGIAN,

ONE MORE DRINK,

BEFORE WE HAVE TO DIE!

[La Barata]

WHO'S THAT SHORT MAN, WHAT'S HE DO?

HE KILLED THAT MONKEY WITH HIS SHOE!

WHY'D HE DO THAT, WHY HIS BOOT?

'CAUSE HE'S GOT A BELLY FULL OF LOOT!

[La Barata]

IN THE TOOOOWN WHERE I WAS BOOIORN YHERE LUVES A MAN EHI SAILED THE SWAS, AND HE TOOOOLD US OF HIS LIIISE IN THE KAAAND OD SUBMARIOOOOONES!

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!
A UELKOW SIBMAROME
A TEKKOW SUBMARINE
WE ALL LIVE UB A TEJJIE DUVNARUNE
A YELLOW SUBMARINE
A YELLOW SUBMARINE

[La Barata]

....Oh. Oh wow. Y'know, I honestly don't remember writing ANY of those comments past YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG.

Do the smart thing, kids. Don't drink and post