I point and laugh at you, what you gonna do about it?

Listen here, boy, you better stay from them shadows if you value you and your family's lives.
They ain't been normal these past few days. They seem... different...
They seem....

Alive.

I just found gold.
Posting it here so you guys can see it too.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

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Hi guys, it's me again.

I want to preface this with something - I am not suicidal, nor am I depressed. At least, I haven't been diagnosed.

Now, with that being said, I've been kinda down in the dumps as of recently, and writing garbled trash is only just barely helping. I've had trouble falling asleep at reasonable times for a little while, and I lack a lot of motivation for really anything anymore.

I feel kind of.. burnt out, you could say.

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Bro, I'm back to 99 followers again

Pick a lane, god dammit!

In celebration of 100 followers, I'm gonna have you guys vote on what the basic idea of my next story gonna be.

A. Short horror story
B. Comedic, slice of life multi chapter story
c. Second Person Romance story
D. Sad Twilight Adventure story

I'll be awaiting the results

This is the greatest thing I have ever written
Read it
now

if you want to, that is

When you don't have 100 followers anymore

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST SHUT UP ABOUT BRUNO ALREADY!!