Well, this is... annoying. I've been brought to Equus, and Celestia seems intent on trying to teach me about friendship. Well, I'm not interested. However, it would seem getting home isn't gonna be so easy. Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me. I am gonna get back home, no matter what!

(Please understand that this is my first attempt at a fanfiction, so it might not be that impressive. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.)