So me and SourAppleCrumble noticed it's been a while since I've wrote a pastiche, and so why not combine my happiness from all 56 favourites for Diddy with a song?

And this time, for the first time ever, it's been recorded for you all to hear (notice Diddy putting on an accent. Sorry.):

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If youtube on here doesn't work, link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdO-sBjX2E0

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Today I did something I didn't feel was possible for me at the moment considering my work load and all: in between lessons, dinner, lunch and all the usual stuff I have to do during the day (not to mention doing some gardening. What? I want some home-grown stuffs for my kitchen. Won't be long before I can have home-grown salad once more-- and by that I mean coleslaw covered in mayonnaise).

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Okay so, as well as all my usual rucus, and with the freedom of the easter holidays, me and my friend SourAppleCrumble decided to try our hooves at writing a story/musical for the My Little Pony verse. The story follows two sisters, Evangeline and Clemantine Clemantina, as they journey to Ponyville with their false prophecies of having the ability to tell the future. On the way Evangeline meets an older, much stronger Pipsqueak than we

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CALL FOR COVER ART... AND POETS.

New story: The School of Rhythmics (Any better names will be much appreciated).

The Zebra Zecora,
a Unicorn called Flora,
a Filly called Silly,
a Minotaur called Willy,
a young Colt called Doctor,
a Gryphon: 'Bet that shocked ya''.
And with a Pegasus called Bart,
and a scrumptious Apple Tart,
step inside all of you fools;
Welcome--

To your new school.

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[People sat in chairs. Woman at desk at one end of camera. Man walks up to her]
Man: Excuse me, is this were I sign up to go to Heaven?
[Woman takes no notice]
Man: Excuse me.
Woman: [Not looking at him] How can I help you?
Man: I just asked if this is where I sign up to go to Heaven.
Woman: Cash or credit?
Man: Ugh, I didn’t know I had to pay. I left my money down on Earth.
Woman: Oh no, that won’t do. Have you tried going to the bank?
Man: There’s a bank here?

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Two notices:

A: I'm back and can finally write some more. Sorry, exams kept me busy for a while.

B: I'm now going to show you a video that contains clips from the show that honestly keeps me in stitches all of the time. Watch and have Such Fun (p.s. You'll understand this when you watch the video).

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Is there anything more to say than that question up top? Nah...

Actually, yes, there is. So I realise that recently, as in over the last month or more, I've barely been here and barely spoken to many of you... Not only that but I haven't really kept on track with some of the stuff I was supposed to be getting done...so I feel I should write a few messages for people and hope they come here to read them.

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And a Happy Hearth's Warming to you too.