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My suggestion: "Lube! Goddamnit, Hitch, my royal anus deserves LUBE!"

Keep it up. Let's hit 2000 in half the time.

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There's one and only one thing I regret about my last story:

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➡ I didn't have anyone start singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" during the climax.

I haven't published much lately; apologies. Long story cut very short, I'm busy, stressed, and depressed from my day job.

But I am writing.

I'm sitting at 49 fics and want something special for number 50. I'm simultaneously working on three ideas, and whichever gets completed first, with what I consider sufficient quality to publish, will be number 50.

Capsule previews:

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Seems like someone (inadvertently) illustrated my story:

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Hat tip for the derpi: Samey90

Let's consider some Derpibooru humanized (non-anthro) images as archetypal of the Pony fandom's take on an observation I've made:

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Lyra divorces BonBon to join a nunnery. Nuns have the best futa spells.

Spoilers!

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