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Third Wheel


Blatantly an alt | My theme song | Go follow someone better | commissions closed for now

Apr
27th
2019

Let's do this · 2:23pm April 27th

1800 words left to go for the story to be eligible, plus another 3000 for the other story I plan to write. Good thing I'm in a writing mood today.

Why did they get rid of the right command when it still works? It's weird that their solution to the button not working was to remove the button.

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Apr
23rd
2019

Allow me to rant for a moment · 4:54pm April 23rd

I am completely in favour of having emotional scenes in porn. Hell, some of my favourite stories on the site have emotional moments in them. But it really, really annoys me when someone tries to shoehorn in a poorly constructed and thought out "emotional" scene in a fetish-fest porn-logic story. I don't have a problem with those stories, in fact I rather like them, but when you try to force in emotional weight that relies on how the real world works you're doing something wrong. It lessens my

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Apr
20th
2019

To all the people who have more experience in publishing porn on this site. · 8:53pm April 20th

All the like, four of you who are following me, so really mostly just you, Shakes'.

I don't give a flying fuck about the views I get on here, this is mostly just a space to placate my clop-writing instincts and I get enough popularity on my main account to keep my hunger for power at bay. But I do care about a good story getting the recognition it deserves. This is really mostly to help a friend.

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Apr
7th
2019

New plan · 7:53pm April 7th

Apparently there's an ongoing clopfic contest that according to the rules pays just for participating (as long as your entry follows certain rules), so you can bet your ass I'll be writing some princest before the end of the month. Free money is free money.

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Apr
7th
2019

So about that season 9 premiere · 8:59am April 7th

And about what comes next here.

I did, technically, maybe, depends on how you look at it, promise Mistress that I would be putting out my Celestia bondage fic next, and it is the one I've put the most words into of those I'm working on.

But that last scene with Sombra might have kind of maybe sort of possibly stroked my hardcore malesub fetish a little, so...

Sombra in a chastity cage taking Celestia's fat cock up his ass? Maybe? Soon™? Or something?

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Apr
3rd
2019

This has potential but I'm too lazy to come up with jokes for it · 3:34pm April 3rd

Please come up with something funny:

Or just save this somewhere to use as a reaction whenever you feel like it.

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Mar
30th
2019

A couple of words on Article 13 · 1:54pm March 30th

You people are freaking out over nothing.

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Mar
29th
2019

Mood II · 3:37pm March 29th

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Mar
12th
2019

I'm not dead (yet) · 4:19pm March 12th

I know I said I would be more active on this account now that it actually exists, and I do plan to work more on it, I just haven't found the time. Real life has been a problem in that regard lately. Nothing is going wrong, it's actually quite fine, but I just don't have much free time, and what I do have I spend working on my main account since I want that to be consistent. Stories on here I mostly work on in less frequent but longer updates, and I just haven't had a chance to do so in a

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Feb
12th
2019

When I finally write smut and get featured on my first attempt · 5:11pm February 12th

I hate you all.
Except Wintermist.

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