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Email: kartano@gmail.com
Discord: saintkartano (originally: Saint Kartano#2672)
Usual Discord Server: https://discord.gg/8hTyPruApc
ICQ: 19906294 .... yes, I still bring this up now and then.
Location: Phoenix, Arizona. If you're in the area and wanna go out for a chat and a cup of covfefe? Give me a shout. I do not bite (and no - for those people who have insinuated it in the past, i am not trolling for SEX, okay????)

Dawn, I'm not here anymore.

If for whatever reason you do happen to want me again at any point in the future you can find me on Discord as saintkartano.

Or at kartano@gmail.com.

But after what you said to me last night, I don't expect to hear from you ever agian.

Top Favorites,in no particular order.

Just Once Pinkie Pie develops a friendship with a displaced human, and tries to set him up with a mare on Hearts and Hooves Day. by HudsonHawk 8,660 words · 155 · 10
The Chosen One Series Everypony thought that a human was a myth, and now they'll know that human really existed. Old myths and legends will turn out to be true, although not everything is true. by Wingy San 139,317 words · 125 · 34

Earworms (as of 2024-05-01)

Blog Posts
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Wednesday
Regret

At times I wish I'd never heard of this site. I really do.
12 comments · 42 views
28 weeks
Amalgamating friends

Since I rarely get onto this server to end up chatting with or catching up with anyone, I'm just amalgamating everyone to the one server:
~~Use this link, or the invite ID of waXUFgtKFW~~
No, sorry - somebody has since carbonized and defecated all over my old server.
I have a somewhat-personal server here instead - or the server ID 8hTyPruApc.
0 comments · 42 views
59 weeks
Vale Antsca - Andy. Rest In Peace.

God I’m broken up so badly.
We will all love and miss you so much.
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/andrew-cadwell-obituary?id=50029707
0 comments · 90 views
62 weeks
Mr Derp Face

This is another of those obscure FIMFIC members that I remember conversing with a great deal on my old account.
They were hilarious to chat with and had this fascinating writing style - including a habit of engineering completely new words!
I often wonder if they're still around.
0 comments · 77 views
66 weeks
Work Searches

It never fails.
I feel so guilty about not working on my story.
Presently I am back to searching for work.
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2 comments · 188 views