Yellowtail bangs his head onto the keyboard, typing up the next chapter for- he spins around to see us, the audience. “Oh! Hello everyone! You caught me trying to desperately finish up something I meant to upload today but is in fact not even half way done! I meant to do a little more for Halloween, but stuff started needing my attention! For instance! I was playing Xcom 2, and some idgit that didn’t hit shit was awarded the sniper class for having the worst fucking aim I’ve ever seen. I’ve

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Sorry, but I realized that three weeks of crappy shitty sleep is going to bite me in the ass. The other day, I slept until 1 in the afternoon. Thank God I called in sick. I hope ya’ll are having a good time! I’ll be getting over this shitty sickness I apparently got. In the meantime, I do promise ONE thing when I get back.

There will be spoops and doots.

Give me a couple weeks though, cuz I kinda expected to feel better by now...

I’m sorry that the chapters stopped for a little bit, I’m just trying to reorganize my thoughts on where the story’s heading. It’s not cancelled, but for now, I’ll be giving Papers Ponies and Attitude a lot of attention.

Anyway, here’s ten facts you didn’t know because you’re not a creepy fucking stalker!

BeeP

10: I actually based the personalities of Max and David on me and my friend. (Neither of our names are actually Max or David)

BeeP

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Since I saw Equestrian Border Checkpoint reach 3K views, and we have over 300 likes, why not pull up the my favorite comments I’ve seen so far on PPA? I’ll do fifteen for now. I wonder if I’ll get to do this again? In any case, there is no actual order to these comments. I just like these fifteen the most.

BeeP

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Warning, whatever I say is to be taken with a grain of salt. I say many weird fucking things.

BeeP

Oh hells yeah! This! Is! SPARTA!!!

BeeP

First, I’ll stab ya in yer ass! Then, I’ll kick ya off a mountain!

BeeP

Oh boy, we gots a big feisty boi here.

BeeP

I Liiiiii- Wait, you just wanted the head?

BeeP

Okay, it’s 2K18, no one will judge you if I pick this.

BeeP

Okay, my dudes, I have some big fucking muscles, why dafuq would you wanna fight me?

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We arrive at the writer’s room. Yellowtail, sitting at his desk, snores loudly as he naps. Throughout this past week, he has lost many nights of sleep. He has been very busy during the day. And, as you know, he’s a f***ing bitch. He jerks awake. “Who the fudge is talking shizzle about me,” he mutters. He looks around. “Dufaq? What the quack!? Why the hockey stick am I being fugliciously censored!?” Budget cuts. “Duck you!” Quit being a little bitch. “I’m not a biznit- WHAT THE FULUGGLE!?!? TURN

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The trees surrounding Twilight seem to whistle an eerie tune as the wind blows through them. Twilight groans in pain before slowly getting up. She takes a quick look around to see her surroundings. The trees surrounding her were pale, as if life was sucked out of them. The branches were long and jagged, holding very few leaves. The sky was dark, but there were no stars. Twilight looks around again, trying to find something to help her predicament.

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Alright, so recently I’ve been getting more and more tired than usual. Thus, I’ll make a chapter every two weeks. They’ll still be on the weekends, but it’ll be a two week gap between them. Why the hell am I getting this tired? It’s like someone keeps giving me a sleeping pill. Anyway, have a swell day guys!

I’m sorry, things keep popping up these past couple of weeks. I’ve been so tired recently, that I’d either completely forget about what I’m supposed to do, or I’d forget to do anything and go to bed. The special will be posted tomorrow. Have a swell day everyone!

The next chapter of The Good Monster will be out by either tomorrow, or tomorrow night. The 1.5k special will be posted sometime this week. Have a swell day guys!