10: Reading this.
9: Realizing that I’m paid jack shit for the chapters I make.
8: Realizing that I don’t give a damn about money as long as people are happy with the stuff that comes out of my brain-hole.
7: Creating the word, ‘con-fuck-fuzzled’.
6: Realizing that I’m super late on the chapter and special for PPA.
5: Also Realizing I kinda forgot to write more chapters for The Good Monster.

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Yyyyeeeaaaaahhhhhh...
What have I been doing that apparently keeps me distracted? Easy!
Bioshock Infinite!
Yes, I’m taking a break, and it is extremely underwhelming. But don’t worry! I’m done with my break, and I’ll work on the chapters and special before and after Thanksgiving!
I truly am sorry that I forgot to make the chapters. I got caught up with a couple of games that I’ve played in my spare time. So, now that that’s out of the way, I hope you guys have a great Thanksgiving!

Okay, so, remember when I had lack of sleep? Yeeeaaaaaaaahhh...........

So, I’m basically back to square one on how much diddly darn sleep I’m getting (maaaybe four or five hours).
Thus, please don’t hurt me when I say that I might upload the next chapter on Monday.

‘Hey! When are we getting the Papers Ponies and Attitude Special!?’

Huh? That piece of crap? I think I’ll upload it on Tuesday.

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Twilight gallops down the halls of her castle, desperately trying to escape the... that thing she summoned. She didn’t know it was evil! How could she know?! The book just showed vague pictures and said vague warnings! She doesn’t want to sell her soul! She skids to a halt as she sees the stuff of nightmares suddenly appear in front of her. His black hood cover most of his face, his scythe gleams in the light. His pale hands are steady, in contrast to Twilight’s entire shaking

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I will put down a week for everyone to put in a question for our own little Anon to answer in his oh so special way. You can either PM me, comment in this blog, or comment on the story. I’ll make an entire chapter dedicated to answering these questions as an official special for 4000 views on Equestrian Border Checkpoint.

You can literally ask anything.

Ask away.

Why dafuq are you still here? ASK A QUESTION.

STOP READING ME AND ASK A DIDDLY DARN QUESTION FAM!!!

Alright, so many people have praised me for the way I wrote Anon. He’s an asshole that people could like because he’s not an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. He has his reasons that have been hinted, and somewhat explained. More than anything else, this is a ‘Here’s a what to do and not to do guide’.

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Off to see the dark souls, the dark souls of this world!

BeeP

This boi is on FIIIIIRRRR- oh shit I died!

BeeP

Welp, got all my souls back at least.

BeeP

*reading message* Praise the soup!.... that’s a beautiful message.

BeeP

I swear to bejesus, I will stab your ass!

BeeP

No, not the doggie! NOT THE DOGGIE!!!

BeeP

Don’t mind them, just praising Dracula’s work.

BeeP

Oh God! Are you related to that first boss I killed? He turned into a demon thing too!

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Yes, Indeed..... I farted in your pudding.

BeeP

I can’t stop thinking of Dork Souls, ‘Little Pointy Hats’.

BeeP

Alright, let’s see, Knight, Pyromancer, Assassin, or Thief?.......
I’m a backstabber, so thief.

BeeP

Yay, I’m not a face-ache.

BeeP

Spoopy scary skeletons, dying by the tens. Stab ya in ya boney ass, my words are super crass.

BeeP

Bungee!

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Wait, how come the skellies get a fricken crossbow!?

BeeP

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Yellowtail bangs his head onto the keyboard, typing up the next chapter for- he spins around to see us, the audience. “Oh! Hello everyone! You caught me trying to desperately finish up something I meant to upload today but is in fact not even half way done! I meant to do a little more for Halloween, but stuff started needing my attention! For instance! I was playing Xcom 2, and some idgit that didn’t hit shit was awarded the sniper class for having the worst fucking aim I’ve ever seen. I’ve

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Sorry, but I realized that three weeks of crappy shitty sleep is going to bite me in the ass. The other day, I slept until 1 in the afternoon. Thank God I called in sick. I hope ya’ll are having a good time! I’ll be getting over this shitty sickness I apparently got. In the meantime, I do promise ONE thing when I get back.

There will be spoops and doots.

Give me a couple weeks though, cuz I kinda expected to feel better by now...