Things I said in AC Odyssey (No Context) · 1:06am Oct 12th, 2018
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Warning, whatever I say is to be taken with a grain of salt. I say many weird fucking things.
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Oh hells yeah! This! Is! SPARTA!!!
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First, I’ll stab ya in yer ass! Then, I’ll kick ya off a mountain!
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Oh boy, we gots a big feisty boi here.
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I Liiiiii- Wait, you just wanted the head?
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Okay, it’s 2K18, no one will judge you if I pick this.
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Okay, my dudes, I have some big fucking muscles, why dafuq would you wanna fight me?
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Everytime I hear that name, I get a flashback of the Demoman from TF2.
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Daw...... My bro senses are tingling. I gotta be da gud bro.
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Icaros was the dude who flew into the sun right? Why the hell would you name a bird that? Isn’t that kinda morbid or insulting in a way?
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Dude! I fuckin’ spared you!
I guess I’ll have to teach you how swoll I fuckin’ am bro!
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Welp, they’re all dead.
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Sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky- DAT ASS!!!
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Dude, I’m sneak incarnate.
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Good news, I got the thingy. Bad news *gestures to the pile of dead bodies* I had to fucking killed everyone. *precedes to laugh like a fuckin’ psychopath.*
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Fuck off! I will smite you with my bitchin’ Spearhead!
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Even more sneaky missions? Great!
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I’mma help my sis!
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Dude, you look fucking evil. The black robes and everything.
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I WILL GUT YA LIKE A FISH BALD MAN!!!
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Here ya go fam! Safe and sound!
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Go deep sea diving in a lake and find a God Weapon? Hells yeah!
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Well shit, I guess I’ll have to hand this over.
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Find Mark, I’ll do the thing.
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I’m barely paid for this shit.
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Man, I like this guy.
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End of whatever the fuck this is