What happens when you take a bored Discord, a network of Stargates capable of near instantaneous interstellar travel, aliens, and an elite exploration team?

A seemingly normal recon mission for the exploration team, SG-1 goes as planned. It's not until during his leave that Doctor Daniel Jackson's life is changed, permanently.

After all, hundreds of dead planets are just DULL!

Previous viewing of the Stargate franchise is not required to read.
I do recommend watching all three shows and movies, however.

Written to the theme of The Chaotic Touch of Harmony. (Fair warning, that story is NSFW, but contains most of the concepts shown here.)