What you read here is nothing more than a view of Equestria through the eyes of a clueless and curious pony; raised in the desert by a hermit earth pony named Cactus. That pony would go on to travel from town to town on a modified cloud, meeting ponies who would befriend him, and some who would seek to take advantage of him, knowing he was young and naive. This is my life story, and though it may mean little to nothing in the grand scheme of Equestrian life, I feel it is something that, at the very least, deserves documentation, for it gives insight to the ponies in Equestria that would seek to hurt those around them; told from my own clueless and curious perspective.