Twilight Sparkle foresaw the zombie apocalypse and built a bunker. She has near-endless supplies, fortified walls, and equipment to research the cure. She was prepared.

Until Pinkie Pie showed up.

At least she has a non-zombie friend with her now, right?

Loosely inspired by the song Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coultan, for a Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Contest.

Picture is Creative Commons licensed, from Flickr user skpy

For all his wealth and cunning, Gladmane learns that some things in life are inevitable. Some things cannot be ran from, cheated, or hidden from. After all, there are only two things in life that are certain....

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Written for the "Death and Taxes" speedwriting contest from Quills and Sofas

Special Thanks to The Red Parade for help with editing