Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everypony!

How about that season 5 opener, eh?

For cereal.

Hi guys. Long time, I know. I have a couple little things cooking here and there. A oneshot that just needs some cover art, but it's a secret till I post it. Been dabbling in a handful of stories, but nothing promising, really. I must admit though, April Fool's snuck up on me this year. Usually I have something planned far in advance, I guess I've just been all sorts of screwed up lately.

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Well, it's as the title says, folks! It's that merry time of year, when all the stores are closing early right when you need something (other than gifts), I've had to charge all the gifts I've bought cuz I'm out of cash, everybody's uptight with their money, and everyone needs some shit done BEFORE the big day. Humbug.

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What am I thankful for?

Good food in my tummy.
A roof over my head.
A warm bed.
A bitchin' computer.
Family. (Weird and sometimes annoying as they may be)
All my internet friends.
The family business. (Even though my dad is a pain in the ass to work with)
My trade. (If cars didn't exist, I'd be shoeing horses O_o [not that I wouldn't want to be a ferrier, actually sounds like a cool job])
The Snap On guy. (Seriously, tools break more often than you'd think)

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A while ago I hade a blog in which I was bitching about fake brick buildings. In that one, I mostly talked about it from an architectural standpoint. But now, I want to talk about it from an engineering standpoint.

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And boy, was it a trip.

Well, the actual trip sucked. 12 hour drive from Chicago to Baltimare is no fun to do by yourself, kids. It was long and gruelling and I got lost twice on the way out of Chicago. That was... embarassing. I can't tell you how many times I've taken the Skyway, and somehow I missed the exit. I just... I don't even. Oh, and as soon as I left, the serpentine belt on my mom's van (which I was driving) shredded.

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Hey guys! This blog is exclusively for Stuck in a Rainbow, one of my less popular stories that I'm... less proud of than others lol. But still, there's some good RedBrony flare in it, and I'll bet a couple jokes make you laugh.

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Writers of fimfiction, have you no shame? Know you not the bounds of decency?

I'm sorry guys, I hate to rant. Hell, I hate rant blogs myself, but god damn. Just before I go to bed, I check fimfic one last time, and see not just the usual smut in the feature box, but foalcon. Is it sadder that people write this shit? Or sadder that many of us read it?

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I did it guys. Celestia help me, I booked a hotel in Baltimare.

Wanna know something? That's not even the grand total. Oh, no. With tax it's $779.97. Oh, wait. I forgot parking for $27 a night.

$887.97

Fuck. Me.

Protip: book these kinds of things EARLY AS FUCK so you can get the promo rates.

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Yeah, I know the 21st is technically the solstice, so sue me!

26 years ago, on a hot summer morning, a baby was born. And amongst the inevitable commotion in the room at the time, the doctor who held the little child in his hands could only look upon the babe and wonder why he did not cry. For the little boy was healthy and breathing, but himself too busy to cry at the moment. Too busy looking upon this curious new world he was thrust into, with his tiny little eyes.

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