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Jade Ring


The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Dec
27th
2015

2015: The Year In Review · 9:29pm Dec 27th, 2015

Well, well, well... here we are again.

Just like last year, let's take a look back at the stories I wrote this year and how I feel about them now. Like last year, I'm leaving out those stories that remain uncompleted.

'Tylenol With Codeine'
-BEHOLD! My greatest failure. 57 views. Jesus wept. Ah whatever, I liked writing something totally out of the ordinary.

'Today, I Marry My Best Friend'

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Dec
27th
2015

'Grogar: A Hearth's Warming Horror Story' Notes · 2:34am Dec 27th, 2015

Boy, haven't done one of these in a while, have I?

-The origins of the story should be fairly obvious; I was inspired by the recent film 'Krampus,' a delightfully demented film that reminded me of mean-spirited classics like 'Gremlins' and 'Poltergeist.' I absolutely adored the movie from the spectacular opening montage to the wonderfully cruel conclusion. Before I even saw the film, one of the trailers gave me a dream; the CMC being menaced by the horned beast.

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Dec
24th
2015

Pre-Christmas Update · 9:05am Dec 24th, 2015

I am busting my bronchitis-riddled ass to have 'Grogar' done by Christmas.

After that will be my End of Year report, and then...

Well, let's just say that you guys are getting something you've been demanding for a couple years now.

Something that even I thought would never happen.

Something I will announce on 1/1/2016.

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Dec
17th
2015

Patience, please. · 7:48am Dec 17th, 2015

Evidently my computer hated the spontaneous story about a self-pleasuring rock and is toying with me.

'Grogar' will resume shortly.

(Smacks laptop with hammer)

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Dec
7th
2015

Peculiar... · 10:36pm Dec 7th, 2015

'Grogar' was submitted over 12 hours ago, has been seen 8 times, and yet has not yet passed moderation.

...this has never happened to me before.

UPDATE: And two minutes later, there it is.

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Dec
2nd
2015

December 5, 2015 · 11:25pm Dec 2nd, 2015

Auf Krampusnacht...

Es beginnt...

"You'd Better Watch Out"
December 5th, 2015

"You'd Better Not Cry"
December 12, 2015

"You'd Better Not Pout"
December 19, 2015

"I'm Telling You Why"
December 25, 2015

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Nov
29th
2015

Analyzing the Literary Potential of the Alternate Futures seen in the Season 5 Finale · 5:47am Nov 29th, 2015

My word, that is a wordy title isn't it?

So of course the SPECTACULAR Season 5 Finale focused almost entirely on a concept I absolutely adore; alternate futures. In that spirit, I decided to analyze the three major alternate futures we saw and the potential they have in future works of fanfiction.

Alternate Future #1: The War Against King Sombra

Favorite future? Favorite future.

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Nov
22nd
2015

A Bit of a Teaser... · 5:52pm Nov 22nd, 2015

As I said at the start of November, this would be catch-up month. True to my word, a few of those projects are nearing completion and you should be seeing them in the next couple weeks.

But I've been... distracted... by something new. A story idea that came to me in a dream, one whose details I've spent the last few days banging out.

So here's a tease. I hope you're ready. This Christmas could get a little... messy.

The winter’s wind is blowing hard.

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Nov
4th
2015

November Updates · 5:28pm Nov 4th, 2015

The Season of the Witch is over and we're still a month from the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

With that in mind, I declare November to be "Catch Up Month." All my writing this month will be dedicated to updating and in some cases finishing works that have been gathering dust.

These include;

-The next chapter of 'the Changelings Have a King.'
-The conclusion to 'Victory Lap.'
-My still untitled collab with Rubycast.

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Oct
21st
2015

The Future... is NOW · 4:17pm Oct 21st, 2015

HAPPY BACK TO THE FUTURE DAY, EVERYBODY!

I've been waiting for this day since I was but 8 years old. I'll be marking the occasion by watching the entire trilogy in theaters today. How about you?

And remember, as a wise man once said;

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