I recently reached 400 followers on this account. Figure what better way to celebrate than to open up commissions!

So, much like last time, I'm going to be opening a certain number of slots (in this case, four) and closing them off when I have enough stories.

Recent change in policy means that I'm now asking for half payment upfront before I start working on your story. Sorry, folks, just trying not to get burned.

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As a writer, I get asked one question more than any other. That question is "what the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

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If you're already a patron or never intend to become one, go ahead and disregard this post. I appreciate your support/respect your decision.

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So, basically, I want to start writing more fics that aren't pony-themed. That includes other fandoms, like Overwatch, RWBY, etc., as well as works completely original from my wild, disgusting mind.

These fics would be in addition to my pony fics, not a replacement for them.

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Hey, y'all, just wanted to let you know that I'm back home and totally safe. Thank you all so much for the support and well wishes in these trying times, but it's gonna take more than a bit of wind and rain to get rid of this degenerate horsefucker.

So, writing this real quick because I'm literally minutes away from evacuating, so pardon any blunders on my part.

I live in North Carolina, and we're about to get fucked (not in the fun way) by a hurricane. For safety reasons, my family and I are on our way out of the state and someplace where we can (literally) keep our heads above water.

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Yo, Lewd here, just popping in to say that good brother Kamikakushi decided to try to revitalize the Rape server by making a rape Discord chat. It's a place for rape discussion, rape fanfics, rape clop, and other rape-themed fun.

Did I mention there's rape?

Anyway, come on down and say hi. We're in the beginning stages at the moment, but we hope to grow into something special.

https://discord.gg/9Bs7svQ

A good friend of mine by the name of Hoovier made a thing for me way back when to celebrate Scrambled Egghead hitting the feature box. Recently, he sent me a little care package, and, now that it's here, I figured I should share it.

Thanks again, Hoovster!

Hey, Patreon did a stupid thing without telling anyone and, long story short, a lot of Patrons had their pledges canceled because of bank snafus. If you're a Patron of mine (and, if you're not, you should be! Support my degeneracy!) please check with your account to make sure everything is okay and nothing is currently on fire.

Thank you for your continued support

Yep, commissions are back open. But, this time, I'm gonna be doing it with actual order, sense, and competence. Crazy idea, right? So, here's the dealio.

COMMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED!

I'm opening up three (3) ONE (1)commission slot remaining! No more. Last time I did this, I got like 13 and the stress was like finals week. I don't need that in my life.

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