So, I go to Comic Con, dressed as Kel'Thuzad in his lich form. Well, it was sort of missing his phylactery, and boy was I hoping to get it here. Lucky for me, a salesman, dressed as the Merchant from Silent Hill, (I assumed he too was cosplaying.) happened to have a really good version of Kel'Thuzad's phylactery, and cheap. I purchased it, despite the nag of being genre-savvy telling me not to, and now I'm Kel'thuzad in the middle of an Equestrian Gang War. Lovely. Ah, well, at least I have the real Kel'Thuzad to help me out, and the Warcraft 3 Kel'Thuzad voice. A Displaced tale.